A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a
little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of
almonds, which he gratefully munches down. After approx.15 minutes, she
taps
him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds.
She
repeats this gesture about eight times. At the ninth time he asks the
little
old lady why they do not eat the almonds themselves, whereupon she replies
that it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to
chew them. "Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Where upon the old
lady answers, "We just love the chocolate around them."
2007-03-22 15:22:05 · 10 answers · asked by searching_for_answers 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your bus driver is a complete idiot!!!
Couldn't he smell those almonds before he put them in his mouth?!?
Ewwwww...
So gross!
Next time, he'll be more careful and not so greedy... hopefully!
See what happens when you get the munchies lol?
2007-03-22 16:40:34 · answer #1 · answered by Devilish Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now I remember why I never became a Bus Driver!
2007-03-22 22:26:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats gross haha...
note to self never take almonds or any other food for that matter from senior citizens
2007-03-22 22:41:20 · answer #3 · answered by shepp959 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeeewwwwwwwwww.......
2007-03-23 02:01:55 · answer #4 · answered by LovelyLace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice
2007-03-22 22:38:43 · answer #5 · answered by *MaNgO* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..maybe i shouldn't take any peanuts from those seniors
2007-03-22 22:27:28 · answer #6 · answered by »-(¯`v´¯)-» BLAH くろ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-03-22 22:38:46 · answer #7 · answered by kenken81 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeekeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
this worst than fear factor stuff
2007-03-22 22:25:54 · answer #8 · answered by Eledron 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-03-22 22:37:08 · answer #9 · answered by phatso 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-23 00:29:10 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋