Entertainment & Music - 19 March 2007

It was a very special day at school when it was a teacher's birthday! All the kids gave presents, a girl whose dad is a dentist came up and gave the present, the teacher said "is it a tooth brush?"

"How did you know?"

"Lucky guess"

Next kid...(kid's dad is a florist)

"Is it flowers?"

"How did you know?"

"Lucky guess"

Next kid...(wine factory)

The box had a wet part on the corner and the teacher took her finger and licked the part

"Is it wine?"

"no!"

"what is it?"

"it's a puppy!"

She opened the box and a puppy was sitting there and she just realized she licked the dog's pee

~ THE END~

2007-03-19 11:56:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

you know you wanna tell me...............

2007-03-19 11:56:08 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Has he gone awol

2007-03-19 11:56:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

mines a toss up between pizza and mint Chocolate chip ice cream

2007-03-19 11:56:01 · 37 answers · asked by PuertoRicanEmoGirl 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-19 11:55:19 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im askin cause i want to know.

2007-03-19 11:55:17 · 9 answers · asked by Aniquia D 1 in Celebrities

What is the most embarassing thing you have done in your whole life??? tellll meeeeee

2007-03-19 11:54:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-19 11:54:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Where Can I Find The Saturday Night Live Spoof of Sarah Michelle Gellar doing Christina Aguilera's video Dirrty

2007-03-19 11:54:37 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

soo great

2007-03-19 11:54:35 · 6 answers · asked by elain h 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-19 11:54:26 · 22 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Do you become clumsy and shaky when people are watching you do something, even if you're normally good at doing it?

2007-03-19 11:54:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who do you guys think make a cuter couple Zanessa,or ashley tisdale?

2007-03-19 11:53:59 · 16 answers · asked by Priscilla 1 in Celebrities

Can't they do something about that????

2007-03-19 11:53:54 · 21 answers · asked by Zabes 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-19 11:53:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what one item would you want to be stuck with in the middle of the desert? besides water

2007-03-19 11:53:43 · 16 answers · asked by J-Bone 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-19 11:53:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have discovered two great bands, Red Hot Chili Peppers (about a year ago) and Pearl Jam (more recently). They are both amazing bands and I can't believe that it has taken me so long to learn about them.

So, my question is:
Why has nobody told me about these bands and are there any others I shoul know about!?

2007-03-19 11:53:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-19 11:53:21 · 9 answers · asked by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 in Polls & Surveys

OMG I REALY MISS DAIRA it use to be on mtv but then they moved it to the end and now its not on at all i'm desprent to watch it dosen anyone know where i can see it on tv or were i can watch it on the comp if so that would realy realy rock and thank you soo much

2007-03-19 11:53:13 · 3 answers · asked by S W 1 in Television

Clock strikes 11 o'clock...Snow White yawns and tells the seven dwarfs that she's off to bed. As soon as she goes upstairs, the dwarfs run outside, get on each other's shoulders until the one at the top is able to see through her bedroom window. This night it happends to be Bashful.
"She's just taking her blouse off," he whispers to the dwarf below him.
"She's taking her blouse off," the second says to the third and so the message is relayed down the line.
"Now she's taking her bra off," whispers Bashful.
"She's taking her bra off, she's taking taking her..." and so the message goes down the line.
"She's taking her skirt off..."
"She's taking her knickers off..."
"She's absolutely naked...Naked...Naked..."
Suddenly, Happy hears someone moving about in the bushes.
"Somene's coming!" he whispers.
"And me...And me...And me...And me..."

2007-03-19 11:53:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-19 11:53:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

cool

2007-03-19 11:52:53 · 4 answers · asked by elain h 2 in Polls & Surveys

tripped?
I'm always tripping ....I can't walk across a flat surface without falling flat on my face! LOL..

2007-03-19 11:52:32 · 33 answers · asked by Scarlett 3 in Polls & Surveys

Here's MY strategy!
1.)Everytime u open up your mouth to speak,...you MUST speak as Loud as possible(SCREAM OUT whatever u say!)and also as Angrily as possible!
2.)Everysingle time u open your mouth to speak,...the first thing u always say is "SPARTANS!!!!....."
3.)Systematically Every 5 to 10 Minutes keep on saying: "SPARTANS!!!!...We do not Retreat! we do not Surrender! This is where we will Stand! this is Where we will Fight! This is where we will Die!!!!"
OR ""SPARTANS!!!!...eat your Wheaties 4 breakfast! for tonite,..we dine in HELL!!!!!" OR you say "SPARTANS!!!!...they look like theyre THIRSTY! Harrrgh!!! Lets givem something to DRINK!!!!!"(just KEEP ON Repeating 1 of those 3 lines Systematically Every 5 to 10 Minutes! I SWEAR Nobody will even notice!)

2007-03-19 11:52:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

did anything ever come out about his displeasure with his portrayal?

2007-03-19 11:52:23 · 3 answers · asked by Pez 1 in Television

Like making fun of special needs and obese people. I mean, these people & their conditions aren't new to the world.

2007-03-19 11:52:15 · 4 answers · asked by edwardchina2000 1 in Polls & Surveys

now she bullet proof! she keeps the motor clean!

2007-03-19 11:52:14 · 14 answers · asked by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 in Polls & Surveys

I was looking on Google for Naruto pics, but I couldn't find that many that I liked. So, I was wondering if anyone can help me by giving me links to websites that have Naruto pictures.

2007-03-19 11:52:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

If you could change your name would you?
Personally I hate my name, but I don't think I would be myself with any other name.

2007-03-19 11:51:59 · 9 answers · asked by Lips-of-an-angel 4 in Polls & Surveys