Clock strikes 11 o'clock...Snow White yawns and tells the seven dwarfs that she's off to bed. As soon as she goes upstairs, the dwarfs run outside, get on each other's shoulders until the one at the top is able to see through her bedroom window. This night it happends to be Bashful.
"She's just taking her blouse off," he whispers to the dwarf below him.
"She's taking her blouse off," the second says to the third and so the message is relayed down the line.
"Now she's taking her bra off," whispers Bashful.
"She's taking her bra off, she's taking taking her..." and so the message goes down the line.
"She's taking her skirt off..."
"She's taking her knickers off..."
"She's absolutely naked...Naked...Naked..."
Suddenly, Happy hears someone moving about in the bushes.
"Somene's coming!" he whispers.
"And me...And me...And me...And me..."
2007-03-19 11:53:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I heard she died her hair from white to black when she was younger. She was certainly thorough as well.
I was outside with the dwarfs and when she took her knickers off, believe me, her pubic hair waS NO WHITE.... :)
Oooooooh, that was awfull, i apologise :)
Well, someone has to say sorry, cos WALT DISNEY ;)
(I'll just shut up now)
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2007-03-19 12:34:13 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 out of 10 lol
2007-03-19 19:01:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty but funny. Good one. 9/10.
2007-03-19 21:46:58 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny, haven't heard that one
2007-03-19 18:58:43 · answer #4 · answered by Nics 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one when she was having a bath.Ended in not me ,not me.
2007-03-19 18:58:26 · answer #5 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a corker, what a joke, what a-------- and me and me!!!!!
Ooooooooops. 10/10
2007-03-19 19:05:52 · answer #6 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but funny
2007-03-19 18:59:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuk......not the peeping dwarfs!
2007-03-19 19:00:22 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pish
2007-03-19 18:56:34 · answer #9 · answered by ELAINE F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
???
2007-03-19 18:57:09 · answer #10 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋