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It was a very special day at school when it was a teacher's birthday! All the kids gave presents, a girl whose dad is a dentist came up and gave the present, the teacher said "is it a tooth brush?"

"How did you know?"

"Lucky guess"

Next kid...(kid's dad is a florist)

"Is it flowers?"

"How did you know?"

"Lucky guess"

Next kid...(wine factory)

The box had a wet part on the corner and the teacher took her finger and licked the part

"Is it wine?"

"no!"

"what is it?"

"it's a puppy!"

She opened the box and a puppy was sitting there and she just realized she licked the dog's pee

~ THE END~

2007-03-19 11:56:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

2 answers

Lol.

2007-03-19 13:26:11 · answer #1 · answered by supersonic332003 7 · 0 0

I want a puppy. Good joke!

2007-03-20 07:03:48 · answer #2 · answered by angellover6056 5 · 0 0

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