It was a very special day at school when it was a teacher's birthday! All the kids gave presents, a girl whose dad is a dentist came up and gave the present, the teacher said "is it a tooth brush?"
"How did you know?"
"Lucky guess"
Next kid...(kid's dad is a florist)
"Is it flowers?"
"How did you know?"
"Lucky guess"
Next kid...(wine factory)
The box had a wet part on the corner and the teacher took her finger and licked the part
"Is it wine?"
"no!"
"what is it?"
"it's a puppy!"
She opened the box and a puppy was sitting there and she just realized she licked the dog's pee
~ THE END~
2007-03-19
11:56:19
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