Here's MY strategy!
1.)Everytime u open up your mouth to speak,...you MUST speak as Loud as possible(SCREAM OUT whatever u say!)and also as Angrily as possible!
2.)Everysingle time u open your mouth to speak,...the first thing u always say is "SPARTANS!!!!....."
3.)Systematically Every 5 to 10 Minutes keep on saying: "SPARTANS!!!!...We do not Retreat! we do not Surrender! This is where we will Stand! this is Where we will Fight! This is where we will Die!!!!"
OR ""SPARTANS!!!!...eat your Wheaties 4 breakfast! for tonite,..we dine in HELL!!!!!" OR you say "SPARTANS!!!!...they look like theyre THIRSTY! Harrrgh!!! Lets givem something to DRINK!!!!!"(just KEEP ON Repeating 1 of those 3 lines Systematically Every 5 to 10 Minutes! I SWEAR Nobody will even notice!)
2007-03-19
11:52:26
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