Entertainment & Music - 19 March 2007

2007-03-19 05:08:06 · 11 answers · asked by High? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-19 05:07:51 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"

"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..


2

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road
They pass each other
Woman yells out her window, "PIG!"
Man yells out his window, "*********!"
Man rounds next curve
Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road.

Thought For The Day : If only men would listen.


3

The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's
house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her
daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
daughter-in-law
answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it
makes me
happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home
from
work any minute."

The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the
way
home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed,
showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally
her
husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress" she replied.

"Needs ironing." he said.

HEHE>>HAVE FUN 2 YA GUYZ READING

2007-03-19 05:07:41 · 13 answers · asked by Daddy Mogul 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-19 05:07:33 · 2 answers · asked by Hystrng 1 in Television

2007-03-19 05:06:05 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Marmite,I love it

2007-03-19 05:06:03 · 18 answers · asked by Bella 7 in Polls & Surveys

This Korean woman who came in for a Notary has been yapping my ear off in broken English for an hour, she is very nice but she is starting to drive me crazy, I want to get her out of here but I don't want to be rude, what should I do?

2007-03-19 05:05:30 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

at 5 in the morning when I called my fiance to come get me 45 minutes away because I was ready for bed and completey unable to rive my car, I guess I called him a few chioce words when he said, honey can't you just sleep there? I just got home from work and dozed off on the couch.... poor guy, why is he still with me?

2007-03-19 05:05:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-19 05:04:39 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What do they do for a living?

2007-03-19 05:04:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The saltier the better for me!!! ;)

2007-03-19 05:04:32 · 32 answers · asked by Melrose 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-19 05:04:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Yells ur name and u go back there and they have the door wide open on the toilet, and they try to start a conversation with u while they are doing their business??

2007-03-19 05:04:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-19 05:03:56 · 7 answers · asked by **** 1 in Movies

that somone brought and left in our break room. Guess they forgot the big man's in the house...:p

2007-03-19 05:03:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-19 05:03:41 · 1 answers · asked by tgcroftgsf 1 in Movies

2007-03-19 05:03:36 · 2 answers · asked by adam1marc 1 in Magazines

2007-03-19 05:03:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know a lot of people don't believe in them - although that's usually a double bluff so you don't realise that they're one of them, but I was wondering if the laws have started changing since the invasion.

I have fought with three trolls lately - and I have badly injured two of them. I managed to get away, but I know they will just repair themselves and come back after me. Is it legal or illegal to kill them at the moment? I don't go looking for them, but they seem to know that I know their secret and attack me. Sooner or later I will have to resort to lethal force.

Please help... anyone who knows about them, get in touch and tell me what I should do if one attacks - is it safe to go to the police at the moment, or have they got control already?

2007-03-19 05:03:22 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-19 05:03:03 · 8 answers · asked by Aiden's Momma 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-19 05:02:58 · 20 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-19 05:02:43 · 20 answers · asked by Lady Jane 5 in Music

2007-03-19 05:02:32 · 8 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

I eat to live. I prefer liquids over solids anyway.
=)

2007-03-19 05:02:20 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-19 05:02:18 · 15 answers · asked by kelly S 1 in Music

In the song he basiclly ask if you fell more of a man when you hit your girlfriend.... and stuff like that

2007-03-19 05:02:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

????????????any one?????????

2007-03-19 05:01:31 · 3 answers · asked by marty m 1 in Celebrities

I swear; banks, restaurants, ATM machines, pharmacies.... there is ALWAYS someone there!!!

2007-03-19 05:01:29 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did it back-fire?

2007-03-19 05:00:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Some people skip the most important meal of the day which is breakfast, some people skip lunch, some people eat a balance of three meals a day.....what do you do on a regular basis?

2007-03-19 05:00:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys