I know a lot of people don't believe in them - although that's usually a double bluff so you don't realise that they're one of them, but I was wondering if the laws have started changing since the invasion.
I have fought with three trolls lately - and I have badly injured two of them. I managed to get away, but I know they will just repair themselves and come back after me. Is it legal or illegal to kill them at the moment? I don't go looking for them, but they seem to know that I know their secret and attack me. Sooner or later I will have to resort to lethal force.
Please help... anyone who knows about them, get in touch and tell me what I should do if one attacks - is it safe to go to the police at the moment, or have they got control already?
2007-03-19 05:03:22 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Meet me at the back of the toadstool at midnight come alone......
thank god your here I thought i was the only one who could see them they are after me too. I took a troop into their lair and was the only one to come out alive. I have disguised myself as a fox and have been wondering the city searching for people such as yourself. It's not just the trolls the fantasy world is against us to especailly the pixies they captured my best friend and took her to court and she had silver put into her bloodstream now she is a werewolf. Right we need the crystal of doom and then we can get going. It isn't illegial to kill them not if i have anything to do with it.
2007-03-19 05:06:43 · answer #1 · answered by Dreamer 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hello there, my name thelongfella246, but my real name is Sargorn, leader of the trolls of Wales. We are a misunderstood race and we do not deserve the treatment we have enforced upon us. Yes, we eat children, yes we eat goats and yes we live in between places, but surely we have the right to live as well!?
It has been 248 of your years since I was born from my mother and her brother, my father. and after i impregnated my mother we moved to Walesfor safety as we know that in Wales incest really is considered best. It sounds to me that you have done something to annoy the trolls close to your home. Have you recently knocked down a wall? Spoken out of turn to a witch or watched Shrek too often? Or not enough?
Get in touch with me if your troubles continue and i will try to be an intermediary.
As we say in our language.
Speak later ya gobshite
2007-03-19 05:30:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here it is illegal to kill seatrolls using SCUBA. Land trolls are controlled with an annual cull. Hunting during spawning season, however requies a special license.
2007-03-19 05:15:36 · answer #3 · answered by John Paul S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Self defense is legal my friend, so don't be afraid to show the trolls who's the boss. Be warned however, because one "troll bashing" incident could lead to the uprising of the entire troll community against others, as well as invoking the anger of other minority groups... like the fairies or elves.
2007-03-19 05:08:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. YOu might be a troll, though. Though
not a religious person, wuz thinkin bout the
lady who just slammed into the back
of me for following too closely. I
overheard her say in the beauty parlor
the other day she hated a bumper
sticker I have.
2007-03-19 05:11:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you spray hairspray on a troll it freezes him but it doesn't kill him. but he's only frozen for five hours. during his frozen time get some thongs and pick him up and put him in one of those giant zip lock bags. Then take the troll to your enemy's house put the troll on the door step then ring the Bell and run
2007-03-19 05:11:41 · answer #6 · answered by Extra Blue Note 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You know we have a lot on here too. I fight them all the time on here. What's up with Yahoo letting them invade us like that? They should be made to suffer. I wonder if it is illegal to do them bodily harm. I hope that you recover from your injuries very quickly.
2007-03-19 05:09:27 · answer #7 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
trolls should be attacked with copious amounts of sweet hot coffee and a glass or two of brandy
if that doesnt work weaken them with handfulls of large denomination cash and leave them alone with a couple of hot women, theyre suckers for that ploy,then when they are weak feed them hot chips with plenty of vinegar to finish them off
hope that helps :D
2007-03-19 06:34:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trolls only live in the tweens.....bridges, doorways, etc., anything "between" places....You should be safe as long as you don't dilly-dally in doorways or hang out on bridges. It's probably better to banish them somehow, bind them to their tweens, rather than kill them.
2007-03-19 05:07:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go ahead - it's troll season! Once summer hits you may have to get a special permit.
2007-03-19 05:06:33 · answer #10 · answered by Trish 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋