1
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..
2
Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road
They pass each other
Woman yells out her window, "PIG!"
Man yells out his window, "*********!"
Man rounds next curve
Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road.
Thought For The Day : If only men would listen.
3
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's
house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her
daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
daughter-in-law
answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it
makes me
happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home
from
work any minute."
The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the
way
home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed,
showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally
her
husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress" she replied.
"Needs ironing." he said.
HEHE>>HAVE FUN 2 YA GUYZ READING
2007-03-19 05:07:41 · 13 answers · asked by Daddy Mogul 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny stuff. Here's one in return: Guy walking down the street sees this big fat woman walking toward him with a duck on her shoulder.
He says, "Where did you get that pig?"
The woman says, "This ain't a pig, it's a duck!"
The guy says, "I was talking to the duck!" boom-boom
2007-03-19 05:24:38 · answer #1 · answered by Jay9ball 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i assumed that sucked.It grow to be ok no longer something over the final and not the funniest I extremely have heard.I have been given a cheesy one for ya,a chum informed me in the previous as we talk.Your in no way going to have self assurance it....wager who Walt Disney fired as we talk?.......They fired Cinderella.....you will in no way wager what for........She grow to be caught sitting on undesirable Pinocchio's face screaming on the final of her lungs,"Lie Pinocchio lie.Lie you biotch."
2016-10-02 09:28:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
#2 and 3 are so funny.
2007-03-19 09:20:11 · answer #3 · answered by Mrspaul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like # 3. Guess that's what you do when you're "pressed" for ways to make yourself more attractive to your mate, huh?
2007-03-19 05:14:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..
ROTFLMAO.........
2007-03-19 06:14:19 · answer #5 · answered by smudge2_k4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one is kinda funny
2007-03-19 05:17:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are SOOO Funny!
2007-03-19 05:48:41 · answer #7 · answered by Kay <3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
needs ironing lol
greaT jokes
2007-03-19 05:13:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are all funny.
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-03-19 05:43:28 · answer #9 · answered by Ariel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#3 rocks...... that was too funny
2007-03-19 05:18:34 · answer #10 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋