She's in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast......He walks in.
"Quick!" she says "you have to make love to me right now!"
He thinks..."this is my lucky day and not wanting to lose the moment, gives her his all over the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks" and returns to the stove.
More than a little puzzled he asks, "What was all that about?"
"Oh, she replied, the egg timer's broken."
2007-03-18
13:47:53
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