Why do men fart louder than women? because men have huge microphones n 'em.
2007-03-18 13:48:35 · 13 answers · asked by keets 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ladies don't fart, they fluff.
2007-03-18 13:51:59 · answer #1 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No men do not fart louder then women, its just that men announce when they are going to do it so everyone pays attention to the noise, women hide it so that noone will listen.
2007-03-18 13:52:26 · answer #2 · answered by 3boys 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Men just have no shame and are proud to let them rip. Women on the other hand try to sneak them out quietly and lady like without a big bang.
2007-03-18 13:52:10 · answer #3 · answered by luh 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some men are proud that they stink the whole room up.
Others fart, then yell to their neighbor: Ewww, that stinks!
2007-03-18 13:55:39 · answer #4 · answered by Kitty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As a woman, I know I shouldn't be proud of this, but what my farts lack in sound, they more than make up for aromatically.
2007-03-18 13:54:48 · answer #5 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can out fart and out burp any man.
just give me some Onion Rings, anything with soy and Pepsi and I'll whoop any man in a contest.
:)
Seriously
2007-03-18 13:51:19 · answer #6 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
all i know is that when i fart it stinks the whole house bad
2007-03-18 13:51:12 · answer #7 · answered by Zo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMG. i just got my frist laugh of the day.
2007-03-18 14:40:26 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, to someone in elementary school.
2007-03-18 13:51:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
my dog would win ! she can blast out a whole room !!!
2007-03-18 13:52:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋