She's in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast......He walks in.
"Quick!" she says "you have to make love to me right now!"
He thinks..."this is my lucky day and not wanting to lose the moment, gives her his all over the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks" and returns to the stove.
More than a little puzzled he asks, "What was all that about?"
"Oh, she replied, the egg timer's broken."
2007-03-18 13:47:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pak.....it's a joke :)
2007-03-18 13:56:15 · update #1
another classic. ha ha.
2007-03-18 13:51:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucky man fidgety.He got to dip his little soldier in twice!
2007-03-18 21:08:16 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hard-boiled egg.
Lol.
2007-03-18 21:13:09 · answer #3 · answered by Kitty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha brilliant ,what did she do with the rest of the time butter the toast and run the hoover around xx
2007-03-18 20:56:10 · answer #4 · answered by nendlin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could have done it twice in that time.
And it takes me a full minute to get my record attempt of my fella :)
2007-03-18 20:57:18 · answer #5 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not a hard boiled egg huh?
2007-03-18 20:52:10 · answer #6 · answered by hidingbehindthisemailaddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic!!! No matter how meny times i hear that one it always gets a chuckle!!!
2007-03-18 20:52:55 · answer #7 · answered by dan T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha thats a classic
2007-03-18 20:58:05 · answer #8 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-19 00:19:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good for somethin', huh? LOL.
2007-03-19 00:40:28 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋