Entertainment & Music - 17 March 2007

Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father, "Dad, what can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow."

The father thought some and said, "Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy. Let’s say that I’m capitalism because I’m the breadwinner. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future. Does that help any?"

Little Johnny said, "Well, Dad, I don’t know, but I’ll think about what you said."

Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was woken up by his brother’s crying. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper.

So, he went down the hall to his parent’s bedroom and found his father’s side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn’t wake up. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid. Because he couldn’t do anything else, he turned and went back to bed.

The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now."

"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned?"

Little Johnny thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future’s full of crap."

2007-03-17 08:25:29 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I heard it on the radio and they didn't say what it's called. And plus I couldn't hear it very well with all the static. It sounds heavy metal, and it is sung by a guy. At the beginning it repeats "ring around the rosie, pockets full of posies, ashes, ashes we all fall down" but in this scary deep voice. And then it goes to what I think was the chorus, I couldn't make out what they said though. And then in the same deep voice it repeated "one two, buckle my shoe," etc. followed by the rest of the rhyme. it's a weird song, anyone ever heard it?

2007-03-17 08:25:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-17 08:25:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i want to buy fall out boy or panic! at the disco posters for my room. does anyone know a good website or store to buy or print them from???

2007-03-17 08:24:43 · 2 answers · asked by dinos_go_rawr_x3 1 in Other - Entertainment

Which would you rather be?

2007-03-17 08:24:40 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...fat girls???...I have a friend who is very shy and bashful because of this problem and I would like to help her be more self confident...

2007-03-17 08:24:40 · 16 answers · asked by Luzzuboat 4 in Polls & Surveys

why does good Charlotte hate Avril Lavigne ?

2007-03-17 08:24:40 · 4 answers · asked by Dana M 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-17 08:24:09 · 14 answers · asked by jro 1 in Movies

which do you prefer?

2007-03-17 08:23:40 · 21 answers · asked by kisses08010 2 in Polls & Surveys

Since Native Americans complain that they are offended for recieving remarks that they look like mexican indians, then why does Mel Gibson use some native american indian actors to play the part of Mexican/Guatemalan Mayan Indians in the movie "Acapolpyto??

To have less confusion. Indians should be give the title as to the country they live in. Example, "American Indians," "Mexican Indians," "Guatemalan Indians," "Peruvian Indians."

2007-03-17 08:23:37 · 8 answers · asked by the m 1 in Celebrities

huh ??

2007-03-17 08:23:32 · 6 answers · asked by oye !! 4 in Polls & Surveys

My apartment gets very hot in the summer and very cold in the winter (moreso than most since I don't have central air conditioning and the heat doesn't always work). My understanding is that very low and very high tempuratures may effect the wood on a guitar and cause it to warp slightly; even if on a proper guitar stand. I'd like to buy an electric guitar, but don't want to spend a lot of money if it'll end up get messed up since I can't keep it in a tempurature controlled environment. Another option is a guitar made by a company called "Switch", who's guitars are made of a material that's not wood. Any help from someone experience with guitar repair, maintenance would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

2007-03-17 08:23:32 · 3 answers · asked by Jo O 2 in Music

it is a obviuos anwer its not sopose to kill u when u find out the awnser u will kill urself because u'll be like duh im sooo stupid!

2007-03-17 08:23:32 · 4 answers · asked by max o 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I love this song!!! I can't stop watching the video!! I hope you like it!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbDX5Iv1sTQ

Happy Saint Patricks Day everyone!!!

2007-03-17 08:23:08 · 1 answers · asked by hannah montana 2 in Music

What was the next thing that happened?

2007-03-17 08:22:47 · 22 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

Would you like to change that? Why?

2007-03-17 08:22:34 · 25 answers · asked by Nicole 3 in Polls & Surveys

win the six nations by 4points & we scored more tries than them?

argh i hate rugby!!!!!!!!

roll on the world cup.Ireland will reign supreme!

2007-03-17 08:22:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 08:22:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so, was it shown and did you get your £250?!

2007-03-17 08:22:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I'm looking for the episode: Full Recovery, If you have it for sale let me know or if you know where i can buy it at.

2007-03-17 08:21:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-17 08:21:41 · 19 answers · asked by jro 1 in Movies

I'd pick either Mark Wahlberg or Leo DiCaprio or any of the Baldwin brothers. None of them could act their way out of a paper bag.

2007-03-17 08:21:40 · 40 answers · asked by vegetable soup 5 in Polls & Surveys

I was watched the movie..and i agree with it

but there are bound to be some contradictions... what are they?

2007-03-17 08:21:38 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Do you think South Park is still funny, because I don't. I liked the first few seasons, but now think it is just over. I wish they would go back to their bad animation and not add this computer graphic scenes anymore. The crappy animation is what made it so funny. What do you think?

2007-03-17 08:21:37 · 10 answers · asked by Peanut Butter 5 in Polls & Surveys

What's that ONE THING that makes you so annoyed you think you might just explode!

2007-03-17 08:21:32 · 13 answers · asked by serenityfan76 3 in Polls & Surveys

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named
Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

2007-03-17 08:21:20 · 9 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

now i have AIDs

2007-03-17 08:20:42 · 9 answers · asked by cacrv7 c 1 in Polls & Surveys

just remember it is a aviuos awnser its not a question that spose to kill u

2007-03-17 08:20:41 · 7 answers · asked by max o 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-17 08:20:36 · 3 answers · asked by Didgeridude 4 in Music

in the background...i think a guy sings it...its not like classical music...i heard it on the radio last night and really liked it.

2007-03-17 08:20:28 · 2 answers · asked by ilessthanthreeyou 3 in Music