Entertainment & Music - 17 March 2007

Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.

Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust.

Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of dollar bills and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile.

The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to the other passengers. Frank is outraged by his friend's act of generosity.

"What on earth did you do that for?" shouts Frank. "You know he's only going to use it on drugs or booze!!!"

Matt replies, "What...and we weren't?"

2007-03-17 08:29:54 · 5 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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So............................................?

lets talk abbout the store.....claires!
hmmm write me about 2 paragrafs about it!!!!
thanks!!!answer even if u dont like claires!

2007-03-17 08:29:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If today was tomorrow and tomorrow was yesterday and yesterday was today, what day would it be?

2007-03-17 08:29:29 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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you thought my last blonde joke was good-this beats them all,right??

A couple, the husband, tall dark and handsome, and his blonde wife, were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Japanese baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses.

After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, "Whatever possessed you two to study Japanese?"

The blonde wife said proudly, "We just adopted a Japanese baby and in a year or so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him."

2007-03-17 08:29:10 · 10 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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How old is Jamie Lynn Spears?

2007-03-17 08:28:57 · 7 answers · asked by Aguer A 1 in Celebrities

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FRIED only--scrambled is a whole 'nother egg!?

How do you prefer your fried eggs? I like mine over hard, so the yolk sets so completely that I can pick it out in one big glob. I like the white fried ni-i-ice 'n crispy!

(If I posted this in Psychology, how would I get analyzed?)

2007-03-17 08:28:10 · 18 answers · asked by katbyrd41 7 in Polls & Surveys

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How do I stop my voice from shaking and keep my stomach from having butterflies?

I am a good singer ( I hope) but only infront of family and close friends. My voice shakes and I get the worst butterflies like I cannot continue. I am about to audition for a record label full of executives, how do I stop the nervousness.It's weird because I am not a nervous or shy type. Infact I am loud and outgoing, is there like meds I could take or something?

2007-03-17 08:28:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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What is your favorite color?

2007-03-17 08:27:22 · 3 answers · asked by A7X 16 3 in Polls & Surveys

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New rap music. Who made that song "Americans Are overweight" I heard it on the radio the other day.b

I think they said his name is Charlie something.

2007-03-17 08:26:49 · 2 answers · asked by Charlie C 1 in Music

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who wants to fix this??

im really cold.
who wants to warm me up?
♥

2007-03-17 08:26:48 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Amanda Way♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Anybody remember.............?

me? Still out on error 999!
It is not my isp, no viruses, no spybots, cleaned up my system, so waiting ...... ho hum.......I can still send emails, vote for undecided questions/answers so 1 pont at a time I play. Be back soon, I hope! lol

2007-03-17 08:26:29 · 21 answers · asked by missellie 7 in Polls & Surveys

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do u think that ....?

I am KOOOL?????

2007-03-17 08:26:22 · 13 answers · asked by Poosocks 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Drumline show?

Does anybody know the site where I can find the whole recording of the drumline ensemble/show/arrangement, "Pursuit"? It's played by the Nobel MS Drumline. Actually, they bought the show, and is teaching it to us now. But i want to hear a recording of it. The whole 4songs please. and please list the site(s).

2007-03-17 08:26:16 · 1 answers · asked by nobelpercussiongrl 2 in Music

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On Toonami they showed Pokemon Mystery Dungeon as a proper cartoon. But it only seemed to last 2 episodes?

A boy wakes up to find himself turned into Squirtle and all Pokemon speak English to him.
We thought it would be a good new series but it stopped after only a few episodes
Any ideas what happened or if it will ever come back?

2007-03-17 08:26:13 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Is there a way to find out someone's star sign if you only know their name (and surname)?

2007-03-17 08:25:40 · 20 answers · asked by Mystique 2 in Horoscopes

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why were the broken clocks so quite?

it is a obviuos anwer its not sopose to kill u when u find out the awnser u will kill urself because u'll be like duh im sooo stupid!

2007-03-17 08:25:33 · 9 answers · asked by max o 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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is Beyonce an inappropriate singer?

i really need to know cuz i love Beyonce!!!! i'm not gay though

2007-03-17 08:25:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anna H 1 in Music