here's a funny one?

Question

Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father, "Dad, what can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow."

The father thought some and said, "Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy. Let’s say that I’m capitalism because I’m the breadwinner. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future. Does that help any?"

Little Johnny said, "Well, Dad, I don’t know, but I’ll think about what you said."

Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was woken up by his brother’s crying. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper.

So, he went down the hall to his parent’s bedroom and found his father’s side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn’t wake up. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid. Because he couldn’t do anything else, he turned and went back to bed.

The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now."

"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned?"

Little Johnny thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future’s full of crap."

Answer 1

Brill

Answer 2

great. a salesclerk knocked on the door of a house in a clean housing progression and a woman responded the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm merchandising the latest innovation in vacuums, this is the main suitable little gadget I even have considered in a lengthy time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a blend of ketchup, salsa, dirt, grape juice, etc. as she watched, horrified. He suggested, "If this vacuum would not freshen up that mess, i will consume it!" She suggested, "might you like a fork?! we've not have been given the flexibility on yet!"

Answer 3

Many a true word said in jest.Brilliant joke by the way.

Answer 4

Very naaaaaaasssssssss!

as in very nice. 8/10

Answer 5

Yeah you messed the punchline up; "the future is full of crap" should read "the future is in deep ****"

Answer 6

this is the best st paddy's day joke i've read so far,thank you for putting a smile on me face.

Answer 7

very true and very funni nice one m8
400/10

Answer 8

I know this one,it's very good and true...I think I have heard it in another language. ;)

Answer 9

Very funny.

Answer 10

thats a good one lmao