A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named
Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
2007-03-17 08:21:20 · 9 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO
Here is one
There is a blonde, brunette, and a red head on an island out in the middle of the Ocean. The blonde runs to their camp with a magic lamp so all the girls touch the lamp and a Genie appears. He says u all have 3 wishes. so the red head goes first and says "I miss my family I wanna go home." the genie sends her home. The burnette steps up and says "i miss my family to." so the genie sends her home. The blonde steps up and say I miss my two friends I wish they were back here. !!!!!
2007-03-17 08:53:27 · answer #1 · answered by green_ballin_23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a really good one! Let me try!
Why did the blond need to have a transperant lunch box? Too see if she was going to or coming from work.
Two suicidal teenagers standing at the edge of the tall building, one blond, one branete. Which one jumps first?
The branete, because the blond needed directions.
2007-03-17 15:32:52 · answer #2 · answered by europe_jbb 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Right, all those that read your question wanted blonde jokes.
2007-03-17 15:26:04 · answer #3 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blonde girls should have watch dogs....lol
ok, ok I'm blonde too
2007-03-17 15:52:40 · answer #4 · answered by kitti-kitti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a dumb blonde.
2007-03-17 15:23:57 · answer #5 · answered by cynical 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good One!! Ya!
2007-03-17 15:34:59 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
keep them coming!
2007-03-17 15:29:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-17 17:42:51 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!
2007-03-17 15:28:06 · answer #9 · answered by max o 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋