Entertainment & Music - 16 March 2007

2007-03-16 03:26:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

There was a bird that was flying south for the winter and because the air was so frigid at that height it was flying at the birds wings froze sending it spiralling into a cow pasture below. The bird thought it was going to die right there. Until a cow nearby wandered past this bird he crapped on it. As the manure was warm it defrosted the bird and the bird became so happy that it began to sing. Unfortunately there was a cat nearby who heard the singing of the bird, dug it out and ate it.
There are two lessons we can learn from this
1. Not every one who craps on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of the crap is your friend
The moral of the story is this - When you're in deep keep your mouth shut!

2007-03-16 03:26:10 · 10 answers · asked by dirkthesmirk 3 in Jokes & Riddles

OR open up a big can of WUPASS!!!

2007-03-16 03:25:28 · 4 answers · asked by Sparky girl 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 03:25:06 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

here on Y!A answers? It seems like there taking all the fun away by deleting my friends. =(

2007-03-16 03:24:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 03:24:31 · 4 answers · asked by John M 1 in Celebrities

I guess I care to much???

2007-03-16 03:24:01 · 13 answers · asked by COOKIE 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 03:24:00 · 4 answers · asked by ??? 1 in Television

I need the names of some country songs that are suitable for a 10-year olds birthday party. The catch is: the song must use the word "cowboy". It is a cowboy theme and I am not familar with county music. Can anybody help? If so, I will need the name of the song and the artist who sings it. Thanks!

2007-03-16 03:23:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

If so who do you think will win ?
And who would you like to win and why ?

2007-03-16 03:23:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I et this boy few years ago. I had a crush on him. After that he left school and I thought I forgot about him but when he came back a few days ago, I had this weird feeling. I'm not sure whether he's still my crush or do I just take him as a friend? I'm not even sure he does take me as a friend cos he barely talks to me eventhough he is a nice guy. I need advice cos I'm
really confused by my feelings. What am I feeling really?

2007-03-16 03:22:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine would have to be fun house with pat sharpe and those twin girls i always wanted to go on that show and have ago myself! brilliant.

2007-03-16 03:22:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

i used to hate tonys character but i felt quite sorry for him last night. oh and did he sleep with his sister in the end?

2007-03-16 03:22:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-16 03:22:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They can't spell. They don't use good grammar. They punctuate incorrectly. They are unable to express themselves coherently.

Won't somebody please think about the children?

2007-03-16 03:21:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever tried a dab on top of a slice of fruit pie?

2007-03-16 03:21:46 · 19 answers · asked by kayboff 7 in Polls & Surveys

I mean am I the only one that thinks that all those shows are staged and getting dumber by the minute?

2007-03-16 03:21:36 · 12 answers · asked by Meo 2 in Television

pie i love coconut cream pie, but for cake i cant pick one i got many i like, So tell me what is your??? Remember i like Star!!! Thank you.

2007-03-16 03:21:23 · 29 answers · asked by Brooklynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 03:21:04 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or do you consider it to be something we all should do? Any other opinions welcomed.
x

2007-03-16 03:20:59 · 38 answers · asked by vegetable soup 5 in Polls & Surveys

tha sad part my love is so genuine

2007-03-16 03:20:57 · 3 answers · asked by COOKIE 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 03:20:39 · 14 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Polls & Surveys

If so how well do you get along with them?

My mom is a libran and I love her sooo much. She is absolutely gorgeous. I hope I look like her when I get into my mid 50's(she looks like she is in her early 30's). However, the only thing really pisses me off about her is when very important decisions need to be made and there is a time constraint on the decision. My d@mn, I want to pull my hair out because my mother will take her sweet time knowingly that there is a time constraint on a decision. I prefer to go my father(gemini) because he can make snap decisions and land perfectly on his feet lol!!!

2007-03-16 03:20:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

dose any one know web sites to listen to subliminal messages or backmasking. like if you play stair way to heaven it says im saten or somthing

2007-03-16 03:19:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-16 03:19:46 · 7 answers · asked by Meo 2 in Celebrities

2007-03-16 03:19:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

MOST BEATLESQUE answer wins the points.

2007-03-16 03:19:28 · 3 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 03:19:19 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 03:19:10 · 8 answers · asked by Benji 5 in Polls & Surveys

Mine either white pizza or Hawaiien Pizza...Damn

2007-03-16 03:18:59 · 10 answers · asked by Blondie 2 in Jokes & Riddles