There was a bird that was flying south for the winter and because the air was so frigid at that height it was flying at the birds wings froze sending it spiralling into a cow pasture below. The bird thought it was going to die right there. Until a cow nearby wandered past this bird he crapped on it. As the manure was warm it defrosted the bird and the bird became so happy that it began to sing. Unfortunately there was a cat nearby who heard the singing of the bird, dug it out and ate it.
There are two lessons we can learn from this
1. Not every one who craps on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of the crap is your friend
The moral of the story is this - When you're in deep keep your mouth shut!
2007-03-16 03:26:10 · 10 answers · asked by dirkthesmirk 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a funny story with a smart lesson to go along! cool
2007-03-16 03:31:59 · answer #1 · answered by [rawrr.xx.] 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Modern fable. lt's funny and kind of cute.
Moral of the joke - crap jokes always tickles(?)
2007-03-16 11:05:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great. Loved that.
2007-03-16 10:31:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL... I've heard that one before and I totally agree. =)
2007-03-16 10:56:38 · answer #4 · answered by praeclarus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm gonna e-mail this one to my brother and next time he asks me to get him outta some deep $hit, i'm gonna tell him to remember this joke!!!
~*~Kimmy~*~
2007-03-16 10:36:21 · answer #5 · answered by Cori 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good fable!!!!!! lol, I learned a lesson!!!!!!!
2007-03-16 10:43:15 · answer #6 · answered by Louee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it and will share it!
2007-03-16 10:37:09 · answer #7 · answered by littlemama_rules 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good, but get some better grammar skills! ;)
2007-03-16 10:35:22 · answer #8 · answered by DowntoEarth 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
gr8!
2007-03-16 11:26:36 · answer #9 · answered by MagicalPixie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true......
2007-03-16 10:33:17 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋