Entertainment & Music - 16 March 2007

This big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a sleeveless sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big, hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?" The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her.
At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says, "Bartender! I want to buy that ballerina a drink!" The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. After she’s completed the drink, she turns again to the patrons and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit, saying, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says, "Bartender! I’d like to buy the ballerina another drink!" After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and says, "It’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?"
The drunk replies, "Sir! In my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!"

2007-03-16 03:06:37 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Who was eliminated 3/14/07 off of America's Next Top Model and is there a place where i can see the makeovers?

2007-03-16 03:06:27 · 5 answers · asked by chriscornelluv@sbcglobal.net 2 in Television

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Where can you buy a mouse?

Please....................

2007-03-16 03:05:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Who's going to check out that new movie Premonition?

...it's starring Sandra Bullock. It looks kind of interesting

2007-03-16 03:05:30 · 14 answers · asked by Nish 4 in Movies

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What's in the box? What's in the boooooooox?

2007-03-16 03:05:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why doesn't McDonalds serve McRibs all year around?

They only serve them during the Christmas season and frankly I'm tired of waiting for Christmas. Why can't they put them on the regular menu?

2007-03-16 03:05:09 · 9 answers · asked by Kyle 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What CD are you listening to????

I'm listening to POP MUSIC the golden era 1951-1975 awsom CD and singers on there!

2007-03-16 03:04:44 · 14 answers · asked by YAWN 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Who is your favorite character on south park?

2007-03-16 03:04:24 · 11 answers · asked by billyxc729 1 in Television

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What do you consider the most annoying noise - EVER?

I dont like:
Snoring
Clicking high heels
Fingernail tapping
Babies screaming

2007-03-16 03:04:05 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If 50 cent married Anna Kournikova.......?

Would she be Anna Cent or Guilty?

2007-03-16 03:04:05 · 13 answers · asked by Rod Rod Go 6 in Polls & Surveys

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How will you be celebrating St. Patrick's Day?

Erin Go Braugh!

2007-03-16 03:04:00 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Shut Up & Sing-Dixxi Chicks?

I just Saw the movie... Its Awesome... The way these Girls were Bold and spoke Up their minds ... just amazed me.. How they stood Up for just what they Said and how they were against The war.. While lots of the Fans turned their Back to them...
And How They have Awesome Sing... am buyin all their albums...So wht do u think?

2007-03-16 03:03:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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who is this person?

i heard of a girl named christina timberlake on amercian idol.com....who is she...?? she was under somone's favorite actress list

2007-03-16 03:03:18 · 7 answers · asked by Abaloon 2 in Celebrities

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Ever had Jambalaya and a craw fish pie and a filet gumbo?

all at the same dang time???

2007-03-16 03:03:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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CourtneyanneTaylor?

Courtney hi how you?

2007-03-16 03:02:41 · 2 answers · asked by courtneyanne793 1 in Polls & Surveys

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here's a joke?

this guy walks into a bar in a small southern town and asks the bartender, "where are all the women at?" the bartender says " we don’t have any women in this town." the guy asks, "how do you get off then?" The bartender says we do it with animals instead. so a few weeks later the guys comes strolling through the town and says "ahh what the heck," and starts giving one to a pig and while he’s going at it people all around are looking at him funny. so the guy stops and says "what?" "I thought you people had sex with the animals around here?" we do, But no one has sex with the sherrifs wife.

2007-03-16 03:02:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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A tramp goes into a bar.....?

and orders a drink then tries to pay for it with bottle tops, the barman tells him to get lost, another guy takes pity on the tramp and tells the barman to give him what he wants and he will settle the tramps bill at the end of the evening.When he leaves the bar, the good guy asks the barman what the damage is and the barman says it is £30, so the good guy pulls a bin lid out and says keep the change.

2007-03-16 03:02:30 · 9 answers · asked by maddie 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Sumthings to think about?

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of
me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave
me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and
a leaky tire.

3. it's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting
any.

5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.

6. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

8. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple
of car payments.

9. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you
have their shoes.

10. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to
fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

12. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.

13. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

14. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

15. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

16. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.

17. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and
put it back in your pocket.

18. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

19. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark
side, and it holds the universe together.

20. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

21. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
moving.

22. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
it.

23. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

24. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our
butt ... then things get worse.

2007-03-16 03:02:24 · 6 answers · asked by Charley 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Who is your favorite character on family guy?

2007-03-16 03:02:18 · 12 answers · asked by billyxc729 1 in Television

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Who is better at singing, dancing, and who had the better cd? NEYO OR CHRIS BROWN.?

2007-03-16 03:01:34 · 15 answers · asked by lala 2 in Music