Sumthings to think about?

Question

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of
me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave
me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and
a leaky tire.

3. it's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting
any.

5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.

6. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

8. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple
of car payments.

9. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you
have their shoes.

10. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to
fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

12. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.

13. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

14. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

15. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

16. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.

17. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and
put it back in your pocket.

18. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

19. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark
side, and it holds the universe together.

20. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

21. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
moving.

22. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
it.

23. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

24. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our
butt ... then things get worse.

Please tell me which is ur fav

Answer 1

Good one

I liked 23

Answer 2

Number 10 is great.

Answer 3

i'd invent a time gadget to commute into the destiny.. you note them on t.v each of the time yet they have not in any respect made it in real want to attempt this, lol i know that's no longer plausible yet when i might want to invent that then i deff may.. that way i might want to work out my existence in many years and if i made the most important mistake in my existence i might want to replace it b4 it occurs.. or if i knew someone replaced into goign to get truly damage then i might want to quit it.. yet human beings may some how take earnings of that when which it might want to be a really undesirable invention.. idk,

Answer 4

i liked #14

Answer 5

Quite long but it's good.
l like nos. 2,3,8 and 9. lt made me laugh.

Answer 6

6,9 and 17