Two guys were walking down the street with their dogs. One turned to the other and said, "Let's go get some drinks." Well, the other guy wanted a drink, but said, "They won't let us take our dogs in!" The other guy smiles and replies, "Just do what I do." So he puts on his sunglasses, and the other guy puts on his sunglasses. The first guy walks into the bar, but the bartender stops him, saying no dogs are allowed. "But this is my seeing eye dog!" he says, so he gets to go in. The other guy sees this, and walks in too. He is also stopped. "But this is my seeing eye dog!" he protested when he was stopped. "Don't give me that crap," the bartender told him. "That's a chihuahua!" The man was silent for a minute, then shouted, "WHAT! They gave me a chihuahua?!?!"
2007-03-15
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