1. I don't want to spoil the party
2. Sexy Sadie
3. Here comes the sun
4. Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey.
5. Run for your life
6. Taxman
2007-03-15 08:28:04 · 4 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
One evening I went for cocktails at a friend's house. HIs son was getting out of jail, and everyone was afraid that he would cause trouble at this classy little shindig.
As his car pulled up the driveway, someone shouted, "Here Comes the Son", and, to try and break the tension, my wife began to sing "Here Comes the Sun".
Well, nobody thought that was funny. Or even appropriate. So she left, saying, "I Don't Want to Spoil the Party".
When the dude walked in, everybody was on edge, even Sexy Sadie, who used to date him. He had this scar on his face, a new tattoo of a skull on his forearm, and another on his bicep that said "Taxman" which appeared to be written in blood. He was carrying a mysterious backpack that seemed to have something living in it!
"Run For Your Life", a girl cried, "He's got a bomb in his backpack!!!!"
But nobody ran--maybe they were curious, or just numb with fear. This guy then unzips the backpack, and out pops a chimp!
"Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey", he yelled. "Do You Want to Know A Secret?", he asked the relieved partygoers.
"I'm A Loser!!!"
And that was the best damn party I ever saw!!!
2007-03-15 08:49:05 · answer #1 · answered by Cachiva 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey. But even I had a secret that night. That's why I decided to skip my appointment with the taxman and go to the party. I got there around 4:00 am. Everything was gong great for awhile. Everyone talked and laughed. A few people were even dancing. But around 6:30, sexy Sadie walked in. Her voice boomed over the crowd. "I don't want to spoil the party", she said. "But here comes the sun." I grabbed my monkey and shouted, "run for your life". Sunlight is not good for a vampire monkey.
2007-03-15 15:42:18 · answer #2 · answered by zil28ennov 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't mean to spoil the party,but look whos comming through the door.I can't believe that she thought she could bring the taxman with her.Who are you talking about?None other than sexy sadie.You better run for your life last time she was here we had to listen to her tellin us how everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey.
Here comes the sun lets make a run for it before she sees us.
2007-03-15 15:47:59 · answer #3 · answered by country-girl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i dont want to spoil the party ...sexy sadie..but.. here comes the sun and the ..taxman ..will be here today ..everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey...so run for your life!!
2007-03-15 15:50:00 · answer #4 · answered by lwalways 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋