Two guys were walking down the street with their dogs. One turned to the other and said, "Let's go get some drinks." Well, the other guy wanted a drink, but said, "They won't let us take our dogs in!" The other guy smiles and replies, "Just do what I do." So he puts on his sunglasses, and the other guy puts on his sunglasses. The first guy walks into the bar, but the bartender stops him, saying no dogs are allowed. "But this is my seeing eye dog!" he says, so he gets to go in. The other guy sees this, and walks in too. He is also stopped. "But this is my seeing eye dog!" he protested when he was stopped. "Don't give me that crap," the bartender told him. "That's a chihuahua!" The man was silent for a minute, then shouted, "WHAT! They gave me a chihuahua?!?!"
2007-03-15 08:29:58 · 21 answers · asked by K P 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-15 08:31:54 · answer #1 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like any self-respecting man would be walking down the street with a chihuahua. Unless he's gay...was it a gay bar?
2007-03-15 08:32:50 · answer #2 · answered by Nasubi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is perhaps the funniest joke I have ever heard. You get a 100, K P, whoever you are! I feel so wonderful now that I have heard that joke! I can't wait to tell my mother! You have made my day great. I am going to stop typing now.
2007-03-15 08:34:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 stars
2007-03-15 08:33:29 · answer #4 · answered by Jacoby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-10 ill give you a 9
2007-03-15 08:35:51 · answer #5 · answered by edgar b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
2007-03-15 08:33:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L
it's cool and fantastic
2007-03-15 08:37:23 · answer #7 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what real man has a chihuahua.......i mean come on..........still was pretty funny and I am glad it wasn't a blonde joke....thanks for respecting!
2007-03-15 08:34:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read this before, but it still makes me laugh! ROFL!
2007-03-15 08:33:31 · answer #9 · answered by I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's funny but i don't like the guy's last comment. all would be up up til, "WHAT! they gave me a chihauhua?!"
2007-03-15 08:33:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
2007-03-15 08:32:11 · answer #11 · answered by kerridwen09 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋