The old gent shuffles into a drug store and asks for Viagra.
"No Problem," says the pharmacist. "How many do you want?"
"Just a few, maybe four," says the old gent. "But could you cut them into four pieces?"
"Well what good is that gonna do?" replies the phamacist.
The old gent looks at him and sighs.
"I'm 83 years old - I'm not interested in the sex anymore;; I just need it to stick out far enough, so I don't pi** on my shoes."
2007-03-13
22:06:17
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