Entertainment & Music - 13 March 2007

please keep answers clean. thnx

1) you come home from work and are about to unlock the front door, but you can't find your keys and realise you left them inside before you went to work. your phone's dead and the gate to the back door is locked from the garden. you realise you have to wait for your other half to get home, which won't be for another 3 hours or so. what do you do/how do you react?

2) you answer the door and a respectable 21yr old is standing there, telling you they are your long-lost brother/sister. what do you do/how do you react?

3) you broke your best friend's guitar strings. what do you do/how do you react?

4) you found a clip of yourself on the Internet in drunken stupor falling over and throwing up in the nearest shopping centre. what do you do/how do you react?

5) you trip over your son's skateboard and fall down a few stairs. what do you do/how do you react?

thanks 4 answers ppl ;)

2007-03-13 05:54:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do Rastafarian escapologists dread locks?

2007-03-13 05:54:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who ever said you had a fat one?

what film is that line from?

2007-03-13 05:54:29 · 3 answers · asked by Scorps 2 in Music

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Don't you hear me crying...... Oh babe don't go,?

Don't you hear me screaming..... how was I to know?

2007-03-13 05:54:17 · 1 answers · asked by dj 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Is anyone else getting annoyed with deal or no deal?

its just people picking boxes, pretending to be friends and the audience clapping at every little thing.

2007-03-13 05:54:10 · 18 answers · asked by uuhyufcrersx 2 in Television

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An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said,?

"Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my d!ck", he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

With that the man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

"I can't piss out of it" He replied.

2007-03-13 05:53:11 · 10 answers · asked by FaerieWhings 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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do you enjoy breathing?

2007-03-13 05:53:05 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I've got a TV casting coming up.....any tips to help me?!!?

I've never done anything like this before and never even dreamed i would be selected! Any tips on what to expect and how to impress?

2007-03-13 05:52:31 · 7 answers · asked by Scorps 2 in Television

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Who is taking a nap on their lunch break?

In approximately 90 minutes I will be taking a lunchtime powernap, followed by a large dose of diet pepsi's sweet caffeine

2007-03-13 05:52:28 · 20 answers · asked by KND 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Is "graphic novel" just a fancy title for a "comic book?"?

2007-03-13 05:50:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

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Could this be true, My husband thinks that I am spending way to much time on this web-site.....?

and that I'm doing it because I think he is boring or that I like flirting with other guys. Do you think he is right, that I am a flirt?

2007-03-13 05:50:24 · 35 answers · asked by Dr. D. AKA Evil Woman 5 in Polls & Surveys

Entertainment & Music - 13 March 2007

Can you help me locate my common sense hat?

Can you remember the first person who was your contact? Have you hugged them today ??

Does anyone know?

how many monkeys do you currently own?

If you could have one wish granted, what would it be?

the worse thing than you have done?

Who sang "Is she really going out with him?"?

POLL: Winter or Summer??

Would Fergie consider me Baldilicious????

Top 50 Talentless Singers, what's your pick?

I told you once I told you twice... it's time to stop stalking the elderly, do you understand?

What was the name of the movie that was released a couple years ago about a lesbian serial killer?

what would you do in the following situations?

Do Rastafarian escapologists dread locks?

Who ever said you had a fat one?

Don't you hear me crying...... Oh babe don't go,?

Is anyone else getting annoyed with deal or no deal?

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said,?

do you enjoy breathing?

I've got a TV casting coming up.....any tips to help me?!!?

Who is taking a nap on their lunch break?

Where have you been all my life?

What does "strith" mean? I remember hearing Paul Hogan say it in "Crocodile Dundee" years ago.

Who would you rather see in a speedo Michael Moore or Michael Savage?

If you could have three wishes to make our Country (the USA) better what would they be? And why?

what influenced comics?

what are some really bad slogans that Forrest gump would use?

Grillz on yo teef?

Is "graphic novel" just a fancy title for a "comic book?"?

Could this be true, My husband thinks that I am spending way to much time on this web-site.....?