"Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my d!ck", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
With that the man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"
"I can't piss out of it" He replied.
2007-03-13 05:53:11 · 10 answers · asked by FaerieWhings 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, very funny!
2007-03-13 06:04:10 · answer #1 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-03-13 13:25:11 · answer #2 · answered by Alrahcam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, thats a good one
2007-03-13 13:34:43 · answer #3 · answered by strawberry fields 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES.....finally an old man with intelligence and a dumb blonde receptionist !!!!
X__CELL_EN_TAY !!!!
2007-03-13 13:28:25 · answer #4 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can't what out of it? anyway, a little funny.
2007-03-13 13:04:30 · answer #5 · answered by rt1290 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-13 13:46:17 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol great one
2007-03-13 13:30:49 · answer #7 · answered by big ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that's good!
2007-03-13 13:15:39 · answer #8 · answered by ☆skyblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...hilarious!!!!!!!
2007-03-13 16:27:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-03-13 13:34:22 · answer #10 · answered by castillo5247 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋