Entertainment & Music - 13 March 2007

I started not too long ago. Pretty cool.

2007-03-13 20:20:32 · 9 answers · asked by Nitz Frugent 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 20:19:31 · 47 answers · asked by ephstigers 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 20:18:49 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

are there any free ones????

2007-03-13 20:18:30 · 2 answers · asked by Jamie d 1 in Music

would you want to go to hell if it had airconditioning and a taco bell?

2007-03-13 20:17:58 · 31 answers · asked by up4anything 5 in Polls & Surveys

it sound kind of like The Fray but im not sure..its a long shot someone might kno either the name of the song or the artist but hey doesnt hurt to ask

2007-03-13 20:17:43 · 2 answers · asked by Amber Marie 2 in Television

This could be arranged. . .

2007-03-13 20:17:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A lady walks into a bar and says,
"Barkeep, gimme a martooni." The bartender goes back and fixes her a martini. She downs it and says, "Barkeep, gimme another martooni."

So he goes back and fixes her another martini. She downs that, and just sits there and doesn't say anything. Finally after about 10 minutes bartender says, "Would you like another?"

She says, "Oh, no, I got this terrible heartburn."

The bartender says, "Okay, there are three things wrong here:

Number 1: It's martini, not martooni.

Number 2: It's bartender, not barkeep, and

Number 3: You're not having heartburn, your boob's in the ash tray."

2007-03-13 20:16:32 · 4 answers · asked by beautiful mind 2 in Jokes & Riddles

LOL

2007-03-13 20:16:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who thinks it's so bad that he is spending alot of time lately getting arrested??...In MY personal opinion Snoop is a great guy....

2007-03-13 20:15:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

just curious

2007-03-13 20:15:26 · 19 answers · asked by ஐButterfly Effectஐ 5 in Polls & Surveys

There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when one passed on, the other would take and spill the contents of a bottle of fine, Irish whiskey over the grave of the fondly missed and recently dead friend.

And as fate would have it, Shawn would be the first to pass.

Pat, hearing of his friend's illness, came to visit his dear friend one last time.

"Shawn, said Pat, can you hear me?"

Faintly, Shawn replied, "Yes, Paddy, I can."

Bashfully, Pat started, "Do you remember our pact, Shawn?"

"Yes, I do Patty," Shawn strained.

"And, you'll also remember that I was to pour the contents of a fine, old bottle of whiskey over your grave, which we have been saving for, going on 30 years now?" said Pat.

"Yes Patty, I do," whispered Shawn.

"It's a very old bottle now, you know," urged Pat.

"And what are you gettin' at Pat?" asked Shawn, briskly.

"Well Shawn, when I pour the whiskey over your grave, would ya mind if I filter it through my kidneys first?"

2007-03-13 20:15:01 · 9 answers · asked by beautiful mind 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-13 20:13:49 · 33 answers · asked by jlily680 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 20:13:38 · 17 answers · asked by Nitz Frugent 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.

"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

2007-03-13 20:13:20 · 7 answers · asked by beautiful mind 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-13 20:12:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 20:12:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

you all know who Im talking about .....the pointy fingered one,
I Make Accusations Guy,
Artificial White,
Pathetic excuse for a skeleton,
terrible Television host.

2007-03-13 20:11:22 · 17 answers · asked by Yo Mum Mum 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 20:10:32 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Can you translate what the following really means?

Sidney and his wife Flora were sitting in a restaurant eating. Suddenly Flora noticed a handbag on the floor. Just as Sidney was slicing his fresh cabbage, on all fours, the cow stole money.

2007-03-13 20:07:09 · 8 answers · asked by beautiful mind 2 in Jokes & Riddles

and rolls down the window to speak to the officer. the officer who has been tailing the guy for the past 5 miles is tired after a hard days work and doesnt want the trouble of writing a ticket so he says that his shift is almost over and that if the man can give him an excuse that he's never heard before, the officer would let him go with just a warning. the man says that 20 years ago his wife left him for a police officer. not seeing the connection, the officer asks how this justifies the speeding and refusal to stop. the man earnestly says: "i was afraid you were bringing her back" the man left without a ticket

2007-03-13 20:06:49 · 12 answers · asked by MR-$2K 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I downloaded 12 megs Of Justice League and Justice League Unlimited. It says 1-5 season. The first two seasons are Justice League and they have 26 episodes a piece. But then on third season it changes to Justice League unlimited and then its only like 13 episodes a piece. I found that Hawk Girl just left and then returns at the end of season three. But I don't understand why she left in the first place. Are these two animated series the same one? Or are Justice League and Justice League unlimited two different entities? Thanks

2007-03-13 20:05:51 · 5 answers · asked by Randall F 1 in Television

Although we are one, we are ranked into three
We basically help you in the same way you'll see
First, second, or third is not the order we finish
Moving a part on us causes our advantage to diminish.
What are we?

2007-03-13 20:05:47 · 5 answers · asked by beautiful mind 2 in Jokes & Riddles

where can I find Clinton Kelly Spring 2007 Appearance schedule? On his site it says something about an appearance schedule in some cities. Does anyone know it? or where to find it? Just so you know this is the clinton kelly from the show "what not to wear"

2007-03-13 20:05:41 · 1 answers · asked by El 1 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-13 20:05:04 · 6 answers · asked by horseplay 1 in Music

An old fellow is driving home. It's late at night. He's travelling along the highway, and he's some considerable distance from home. Suddenly, he feels himself having a heart attack. He says, "Oh my God. It's the big one." Thinking quickly, he takes the first available exit.

As luck would have it, he winds up in a residential neighborhood. It's very late at night. He pulls over to the side of the road behind some parked cars. He's fading fast, but he has the presence of mind to pull out his cell phone and call 911.

He says to the dispatcher, "I need help. I'm having a heart attack." She says, "Where are you?"

And the rest of the conversation goes something like this:
He: "I don't know where I am."
She: "What exit did you take?"
He: "I don't remember."
She: "Were you going north or south or east?"
He: "I don't remember."
She: "Can you tell me what street you're on?"
He: "I'm in the middle of the block. I'm parked behind some cars. I didn't see any street signs."
She: "Start blowing the horn. Someone will come out of the house."

No one comes out.

She then asks him to do one more thing. Minutes later, an ambulance is on its way there and saves his life.

What did she ask him to do?

2007-03-13 20:04:49 · 12 answers · asked by beautiful mind 2 in Jokes & Riddles

does anyone know a good r&B or hip-hop song

2007-03-13 20:04:49 · 11 answers · asked by The CEO of Yahoo Answers! © 4 in Music

It's for my survey so please answer it seriously ok?
so if you wanna choose a husband or a wife which one will you choose the one that older than you or younger than you?

and please tell the reason why you choose that answer.

So... older? or younger than you?

2007-03-13 20:03:37 · 30 answers · asked by Enigmatic A 5 in Polls & Surveys

I can't sleep without it.

2007-03-13 20:03:01 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which one of these clothing items do not belong?
hijab
niqqab
milfeh
shmag
jilbab
midriga

2007-03-13 20:02:56 · 2 answers · asked by beautiful mind 2 in Jokes & Riddles