laugh out loud @ another drunkie?

Question

There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when one passed on, the other would take and spill the contents of a bottle of fine, Irish whiskey over the grave of the fondly missed and recently dead friend.

And as fate would have it, Shawn would be the first to pass.

Pat, hearing of his friend's illness, came to visit his dear friend one last time.

"Shawn, said Pat, can you hear me?"

Faintly, Shawn replied, "Yes, Paddy, I can."

Bashfully, Pat started, "Do you remember our pact, Shawn?"

"Yes, I do Patty," Shawn strained.

"And, you'll also remember that I was to pour the contents of a fine, old bottle of whiskey over your grave, which we have been saving for, going on 30 years now?" said Pat.

"Yes Patty, I do," whispered Shawn.

"It's a very old bottle now, you know," urged Pat.

"And what are you gettin' at Pat?" asked Shawn, briskly.

"Well Shawn, when I pour the whiskey over your grave, would ya mind if I filter it through my kidneys first?"

Answer 1

hahaha now thats a new way of filtering stuff hahaah good one know what your jokes are real cool

Answer 2

Eeewww!
8/10

Answer 3

I like it. I would repeat that to one of my Irish friends but it wouldn't have the same effect. So I'll just send them this link.

Answer 4

lol!as in super funny nice one!!but i didnt read it because im just wasting my time but according to ur first answerer its funny so maybe its funny!!hehehehe

Answer 5

hahahha..... a good friend is one who walks in when the whole world walks out

Answer 6

Now that's a true friendship.

Answer 7

lol quite funny

Answer 8

hehe

lol

Answer 9

hahaha......very funny.......lol