Entertainment & Music - 12 March 2007

- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

- How about never? Is never good for you?

- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

- I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

- I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

- I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

- It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

- I can see your point, but I still think you're full of cow poop.

2007-03-12 04:58:12 · 3 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I did. I got so choked up when his little friend died.

2007-03-12 04:57:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-12 04:57:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!"That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary,"I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

2007-03-12 04:57:34 · 9 answers · asked by johnnyBgood 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-12 04:57:32 · 14 answers · asked by puresatin 5 in Polls & Surveys

I just got the inside scoop on where the next Curves convention is being held. As a manwhore, I'm sure to make a bundle there!!

2007-03-12 04:57:10 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Don't forget to give me some Star if you like my question.

2007-03-12 04:56:54 · 13 answers · asked by Brooklynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

what was the reason?

2007-03-12 04:56:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette sign up with a tourist group for a chartered-double-decker bus trip to London. There are only 2 seats left on the bottom of the bus, and only 1 seat on the top of the bus available when they board. The young ladies decide to take turns riding on the top, and flip a coin to see who gets the first turn. The blonde wins the toss.

A couple of hours later, it's the redhead's turn. She takes the steps to the top and sees the blonde, sitting there scared half to death. She's clutching the seat in front of her so hard that her knuckles are white.

"What's goin' on?" the redhead asks. "We're havin' a grand old time down below, singing and laughing."
The blonde replies, "Yeah, but you've got a driver."

2007-03-12 04:56:29 · 6 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I have silence..by sarah mclachlan.

2007-03-12 04:56:28 · 20 answers · asked by Gõlden angel 4 in Polls & Surveys

The one where he is in the plane

2007-03-12 04:56:17 · 2 answers · asked by mdsmith9372 2 in Music

2007-03-12 04:56:14 · 4 answers · asked by ∞ Mixed § Peanuts ∞ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 04:56:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 04:56:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know the song used for the season 2 promo songs????

2007-03-12 04:56:02 · 3 answers · asked by estrella 1 in Television

what is red,squishy and screams ?




a baby in a food mixer.
star if you think sick lol

2007-03-12 04:56:02 · 15 answers · asked by thewokinn 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Billie Joe Armstrong
Johnny Depp
Paul Walker
Ryan Reynolds
Dax Shepard
Pete Wentz
Adam Sandler
Orlando Bloom
Jason Mews
Mattew Lillard
Brad Pitt
Nick Lachey
Travis Barker
Tyrese
Vince Vaughn
Ice Cube
Johnny Knoxville
Bam Margera
Steve-O
Chris Pontius
Ashton Kutcher
Will Smith
Terrence Howard
John Cena
George Clooney
Heith Ledger
Chris Tucker
Mario Lopez
Leonardo DiCaprio

2007-03-12 04:55:27 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

To prove to you that I am me?

2007-03-12 04:55:24 · 29 answers · asked by Jen F 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 04:55:22 · 14 answers · asked by caddie_manjd 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 04:54:51 · 13 answers · asked by You liked me crazy 3 in Polls & Surveys

We were talking about circumcision and we both agreed that it looks much nicer when a guy is but can you actually feel the difference when you have sex? We both agreed it is the same with a condom on but we could not agree about it without a condom

2007-03-12 04:54:29 · 12 answers · asked by hollykerryxo 1 in Polls & Surveys

out??

2007-03-12 04:54:28 · 7 answers · asked by Tweeter 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-12 04:54:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what happened that was so embarrasing? when did it happen? How embarrassing was it?

2007-03-12 04:54:10 · 3 answers · asked by Ms. Nathan Laine♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

Simple question, whats the best gunfight scene ever. Be descriptive, dont just blurt out Scarface.

2007-03-12 04:53:56 · 21 answers · asked by 18charactersinthis 2 in Movies

No sarcasm.

2007-03-12 04:53:40 · 3 answers · asked by David Bads 2 in Comics & Animation

it's still one long strand stuck between your mouth and throat - it's horrible!!

2007-03-12 04:53:12 · 32 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5 in Polls & Surveys

My Chemical Romance, KoRn, Panic at the Disco, or Faktion?
There all good bands but I want ur opinion.

2007-03-12 04:52:58 · 17 answers · asked by Spongebob 2 in Music

2007-03-12 04:52:37 · 24 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

I was reading up on Linkin Park's new single coming out April 2 called "What I've Done", and it said that there are more raw drums and raw guitars and the vocals arent tripled. I thought "raw" meant hard, like hard drums and hard guitars..also "vocals arent tripled"..does that mean he wont do his usual screaming? I was told by someone that with what im saying, the song wouldnt sound like a studio song, it would sound live as if they were playing right in front of u.

Can anyone clarify this for me?

2007-03-12 04:52:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music