Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006?

Question

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!"That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary,"I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

That is just to funny,don't you think HEE

Answer 1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dead funny! Seriously!

"I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".

Still can't stop laughing!

Answer 2

LOL. When I read that I had the voices of John and Mary from Father Ted in my head.

Answer 3

That was hilarious!!............all though I will never view ears the same way again and am afraid when I hear anyone say the word ears I am going to bust out laughing........thanks so much for a great one...LOL LOL LOL

Answer 4

Very funny!

Answer 5

lol i needed a good laugh that was really good roflmao 20/10

Answer 6

for connie b : EARS, EARS, EARS, your joke was pretty funny too, but i've put this one on here b/4

Answer 7

gave me a smile that will last a while.nice 1!!

Answer 8

lol thats funny man! good one!

Answer 9

funny Ha, ha, ha