- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
- How about never? Is never good for you?
- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
- I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
- I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
- I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
- It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
- I can see your point, but I still think you're full of cow poop.
2007-03-12 04:58:12 · 3 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have dared to say a couple of those before!
2007-03-12 10:04:01 · answer #1 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good-- one of my favorites is "It's sad when cousins like your parents are allowed to marry."
2007-03-12 18:30:08 · answer #2 · answered by gamblin man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-Take your clothes off, I want to see you naked.
-Can I see you and your mate have sex?
-Your breath stinks, get out of my face.
-You are smart, but ugly.
-Give me your mind.
2007-03-13 17:21:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋