# I pushed my finger in the woodpeckers hole,
the wood pecker said 'god bless my soul, take it out, take it out, take it out, ree-move it!
I removed my finger from the woodpeckers hole and the woodpecker said 'god bless my soul, put it back, put it back, put it back, ree-place it!
I replaced my finger in the woodpeckers hole and the woodpecker said 'god bless my soul, turn it round, turn it round, turn it round, ree-volve it!
I revolved my finger in the woodpeckers hole and the woodpecker said 'god bless my soul, take it out, take it out, take it out, ree-tract it!
I retracted my finger from the woodpeckers hole and the woodpecker said 'god bless my soul, take a sniff, take a sniff, take a sniff,
reee-volting!
2007-03-11
11:38:55
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