# I pushed my finger in the woodpeckers hole,
the wood pecker said 'god bless my soul, take it out, take it out, take it out, ree-move it!
I removed my finger from the woodpeckers hole and the woodpecker said 'god bless my soul, put it back, put it back, put it back, ree-place it!
I replaced my finger in the woodpeckers hole and the woodpecker said 'god bless my soul, turn it round, turn it round, turn it round, ree-volve it!
I revolved my finger in the woodpeckers hole and the woodpecker said 'god bless my soul, take it out, take it out, take it out, ree-tract it!
I retracted my finger from the woodpeckers hole and the woodpecker said 'god bless my soul, take a sniff, take a sniff, take a sniff,
reee-volting!
2007-03-11 11:38:55 · 8 answers · asked by snapdragon747 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
eeeeeeeeeewwww!!!!!
2007-03-11 11:43:02 · answer #1 · answered by M T 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard a similar one years ago when I was a little girl. It went like this:
Well, I stuck my head in a little skunks hole and the little skunk said 'well bless my soul'
Take it out, take it out, remove it..........
Well, I didn't take it out and the little skunk said 'if you don't take it out you'll wish you were dead'
Take it out, take it out, remove it...........
Sheeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww....I removed it, too late!!!
2007-03-11 20:20:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lovely. Must sing that to my toddler.
2007-03-11 18:51:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that's gross... i knew it wasn't the same as the one i had heard...
2007-03-11 18:46:59 · answer #4 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was dumb, that was dumb, that was dumb, reee-tarded.
2007-03-11 19:04:55 · answer #5 · answered by wahoo! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
2007-03-11 18:59:13 · answer #6 · answered by Miss §hopaholic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes....
2007-03-11 18:46:27 · answer #7 · answered by candyfairy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NASTY!!!
2007-03-11 19:11:44 · answer #8 · answered by Alexa T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋