Entertainment & Music - 10 March 2007

The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules" from the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl.
If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.

2007-03-10 09:44:32 · 47 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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I am conducting an experiment!................?

Unfortunatley, I do not have a Tootsie Pop so!
tell me kind people.......

How many licks does it take, to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

2007-03-10 09:44:09 · 7 answers · asked by Cha 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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i dont think m.jacko is a perv?

the gov killed lennon,
and Di, dodi,
you say you want a revolution?
they mite get it..!!
do i get your vote?
they can only kill me,
ya unerstand????????

xxx

PS... will the wind ever remember,
the names it has blown in the past?
but with its old age and its wisdom,
it whispers, no, this will be the last,

big kiss to all nice peeps

xxx

2007-03-10 09:44:03 · 9 answers · asked by qwerty 3 in Music

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How many Computers do you own?

2007-03-10 09:43:35 · 31 answers · asked by soundlady 5 in Polls & Surveys

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If a woman who dates underage boys is a cougar... what is a man who dates...???

underage boys...???

2007-03-10 09:43:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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did u think Gaspard Ulliel is a good actor in Hannibal Rising?

it think he did an amazing job (he is hott)-gaspard not hannibal ....<3

2007-03-10 09:42:55 · 2 answers · asked by paige g 1 in Movies

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what is the name of 12 pack from i love new york? and is he gay???

2007-03-10 09:42:45 · 13 answers · asked by megan m 1 in Celebrities

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Who is your most favorite New Kids on the Block singer?

2007-03-10 09:42:34 · 12 answers · asked by Sandstorm222 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Anna Nicole Lacy Peterson?

If a husband could do that to his own wife and child..now...don't you think Howard would do Anna...

2007-03-10 09:42:34 · 7 answers · asked by Bobbie4u 5 in Celebrities

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is robbie williams gay???

2007-03-10 09:42:29 · 7 answers · asked by nicola 3 in Celebrities

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what is your dream job?

if i could i would become an anthropoligist

2007-03-10 09:42:12 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is there going to be a third movie come out?

Is there going to be a third Mortal Kombat Movie?
When is it going to come out?

Thanks!

2007-03-10 09:42:00 · 4 answers · asked by Bobby 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your favorite scenic view??

Mine is Yellowstone in winter.

2007-03-10 09:41:48 · 18 answers · asked by Guess Who 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Now that you have dabbled in Answers, and you are close to clinically insane, will you?

be doing more outrageous things?

2007-03-10 09:41:23 · 22 answers · asked by Gnome 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What do Viduko, Larson and East End have in common.?

2007-03-10 09:41:21 · 2 answers · asked by david68556 1 in Comics & Animation

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What should I buy or do for my son's birthday?

He's going to be 18!

2007-03-10 09:40:38 · 14 answers · asked by ~♥The Hon♥~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Could Indiana Jones find Osama Bin Laden?

2007-03-10 09:40:37 · 17 answers · asked by Mo 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Dancelife!!!!?!??

first of all who loves teh show and h8s that it is over!?!?!?
Second, who is yr fave charcter on teh show??
Third, who is gay ?!?!!??
Fouth, do u think think that jersey and blake look cute together!?!?

Best Answer get 10 points!!!!!

2007-03-10 09:40:30 · 1 answers · asked by ♥ Lollie ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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is this a funny birthday card or not?

ok, before I get a bunch of angry answers telling me "that sucks!!!!" keep in mind its a birthday card so it's going to be somewhat corny. its my brother in laws 40th birthday, and this is the card i got him

the outside says: How to tell you're getting older

the inside says: You have to open your fly to scratch your chest.

the cover has a picture of an old man with his pants pulled up to his chest.

k, funny or no?

2007-03-10 09:40:24 · 11 answers · asked by Dani 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Is this real?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=hIM0x2WXv0I

Fast forward to 1:55 and watch from there.

Tell me if this is real or fake.

2007-03-10 09:39:45 · 2 answers · asked by Drick 3 in Movies

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Dancelife!!!!?!??

first of all who loves teh show and h8s that it is over!?!?!?
Second, who is yr fave charcter on teh show??
Third, who is gay ?!?!!??
Fouth, do u think think that jersey and blake look cute together!?!?

Best Answer get 10 points!!!!!

2007-03-10 09:39:42 · 1 answers · asked by ♥ Lollie ♥ 5 in Television

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