What do you think? One for the guys/ yup long!?

Question

The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules" from the female side.


Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl.
If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.

Answer 1

Very, VERY good Tink. Golly your'e brave putting OUR side forward. 101/100♥

Answer 2

That is super cute. I think my space is great way to get to know some there less guarded and open to talk about things. And I also like that he called you pretty instead of hot, that means he is a keeper. And a nice respectful guy. And as for him liking you, If he is staring at you randomly then he probably has a crush on you. And thats a good thing if you like him. You feel me? the best advice I could give to you is be you're self and let things happen work on being friends first. That way you get the time you need so you can start being in a relationship with him. And lets face it relationships that are 1st based on friendships last longer and are better for both people. If he like you already then keep being you're self. I mean considering you want someone to be with you on the basis that they are with you and not who you pretend to be. I mean blushing is cute and if you do that it's part of you're personality and why change something that you do naturally if it's part of you're personality. Good luck and I hope you to get together when you are ready.

Answer 3

Absolute genius especially

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

So funny. Well done the author!!!

Answer 4

I'll write that down and put it on the pillow by my wife for her to read, must dash I've got to make the spare bed up got a feeling i might need it !

Answer 5

Long and not real funny but good, 9/10

Answer 6

Men are from Mars and I am so glad I'm not.
Actually the man who wrote this is a big
improvement over my ex.

Answer 7

Long but true! Funny! 10/10! Good points!

Answer 8

good but i h8 jokes that make it seem like all women do things like having 2 many shoes. i have 1 pair of sneakers and 1 pair of mn's work beets- yes mens,- which i use for walking through mud and water and doing stupid and dangerouse things.... :) hav a nice day

Answer 9

I have to disagree with #1, but #1 is definitely correct. Don't ask me what I mean.

Answer 10

LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.