Entertainment & Music - 10 March 2007

okay...did you hear that michal jackson died the other day because he ate 7 years old nuts

2007-03-10 09:26:38 · 7 answers · asked by Amanda(: 3 in Jokes & Riddles

You know when that troll sidles up and wants a dance.

2007-03-10 09:26:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or should you maintain your current trend?

2007-03-10 09:26:34 · 13 answers · asked by Gnome 6 in Polls & Surveys

then go around P&S reporting everybody for abuse who broke those community guidelines..

2..If said person took it upon themself to clean up P&S would they never sleep..

3 If said person did decide to sleep and then back tracked through someones profile to purposely report abuse,then does that not warrent a case for a complaint to customer care for harassment of another participant of Y/A

2007-03-10 09:26:26 · 12 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 09:26:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Once verse from this song she says:

"Im sprung and I dont care who sees, baby you've got me, you've so crazy"

Sprung as in having an erection? What do you think?

2007-03-10 09:26:08 · 7 answers · asked by I-Ponder 2 in Celebrities

electric, gas or diesel - 2,4,6, or 8 cylinders - bike, car, SUV, truck?

2007-03-10 09:26:04 · 23 answers · asked by Norman 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 09:25:51 · 11 answers · asked by HahaYou'rePwned! 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 09:25:23 · 5 answers · asked by 4kids2pay4 7 in Polls & Surveys

Would the World Go into Chaos?

I think it could, Especially with No Police, Doctors, Military or Pizza Delivery! :p

2007-03-10 09:25:12 · 3 answers · asked by D B 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 09:24:59 · 18 answers · asked by Gnome 6 in Polls & Surveys

they are not around? Is it wrong that I want to strangle her with my shoe strings?

2007-03-10 09:24:56 · 27 answers · asked by whatthefuckiswrongwithyahoofuck 2 in Polls & Surveys

fill in the blank.

2007-03-10 09:24:28 · 34 answers · asked by × 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 09:24:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's a new show coming on on Lifetime, I have no idea what it's about but it will keep me busy tomorrow. What time is it on?

2007-03-10 09:24:24 · 2 answers · asked by Carly 1 in Television

2007-03-10 09:24:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-10 09:24:20 · 14 answers · asked by Scarlett 5 in Polls & Surveys

You have seen "YOU HAVE YOU WANT OF YOU" the sequel of "TRHEE METRES OVER THE SKY" whit RICCARDO SCAMARCIO LAURA CHIATTI AND KATY SUNDERS???
A comment???

2007-03-10 09:24:03 · 3 answers · asked by PicciulaBice 2 in Celebrities

a mass transit system? Could you continue to live as you do without a car? (NYC comes to mind)

2007-03-10 09:23:58 · 25 answers · asked by Norman 7 in Polls & Surveys

Between people with absolutely no sense of humor, people who answer questions seriously but still like to have fun, and the jerks who are just out to offend people? What's your opinion.

2007-03-10 09:23:53 · 23 answers · asked by grease junkie 3 in Polls & Surveys

I thout it was steve olsen but I dont know

2007-03-10 09:23:52 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-10 09:23:31 · 9 answers · asked by 4kids2pay4 7 in Polls & Surveys

LOL and do they understand the lyrics:-)

2007-03-10 09:23:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Mastication for the nation!

2007-03-10 09:23:01 · 22 answers · asked by Melvin the retarded emu 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 09:22:59 · 9 answers · asked by SCOTT W 1 in Music

Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered around a stall and went over to take a look. "What's going on?" Ed asked one of the crowd.

"We're watching to see if some idiot can ride that bronco machine," he said nodding towards a fearsome looking machine. "Nobody has managed to stay on for the full three minutes yet. And there's a prize of $1000 for anybody who can.

"I can do that!" Ed said confidently.
"No you can't," said Ted.
"I sure as hell can!" said Ed.

"You'll get yourself killed if you try and ride that monster," said Ted.
"Watch this," said Ed and climbed aboard the bronco machine.

The machine thrashed wildly, up and down, from side to side, around in circles but still a grim-faced Ed clung to its back. After two minutes the machine was bucking almost vertically and spinning until Ed was a blur. But when the three minutes were up Ed was still on the machine's back acknowledging the cheers and cries from the small crowd.

He dismounted, collected his winnings and rejoined Ted. "Where in hell did you learn to ride a bucking bronco like that!?" Ted asked.

"Remember three months ago," Ed said...
"When my wife had whooping cough...?"

2007-03-10 09:22:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

May have posted b4!

3-year-old Reese:


"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name
Amen."

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A little boy was overheard praying:

"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

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After the christening of his baby brother in church,

Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied,

" That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
and I wanted to stay with you guys."

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I had been teaching my three -year old daughter, Caitlin,
the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime.

She would repeat after me the lines from the prayer.

Finally, she decided to go solo.

I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word,
right up to the end of the prayer:

"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us

from E-mail.

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One particular four-year-old prayed,

"And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service,

"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

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Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church.

Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.

Finally, his big sister had had enough.

"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."

"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.

Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,
"See those two men standing by the door?

They're hushers."

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons,Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.

The boys began to argue ove r who would get the first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,

'Let my brother have the fi rst pancake, I can wait.'

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,

"Ryan, you be Jesus!"

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A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.

"He died and went to Heaven,"

the Dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

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A wife invited some people to dinner.

At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,

"Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, wh y on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

2007-03-10 09:22:48 · 33 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

boxers, its sooooooo not nice! how can i get him to put some trousers on? please help me!

2007-03-10 09:22:29 · 14 answers · asked by pinkjessie 5 in Polls & Surveys

Which one would you like as a gift?

2007-03-10 09:22:20 · 28 answers · asked by soundlady 5 in Polls & Surveys

A man comes to see a psychiatrist and when called in, he walks in with just a cling film wrapped around his hips.
Doctor says: I can clearly see your nuts.

2007-03-10 09:22:11 · 17 answers · asked by little_friend 3 in Jokes & Riddles