Entertainment & Music - 10 March 2007

A Newspaper has got hold of an answer paper of a candidate at the recent UPSC examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian Cow :
The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because he is female, he give milk, but will do so when he is got child. He has got four legs together. To hour forward and two hour afterwards. His whole body can be utlilised for use. More so the milk. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species. Also he is other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.His only attacking and defending organ is the horns. This is done by knowing his head whereby she causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of Earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it. His eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so. This is the cow.

2007-03-10 17:32:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I used to eat paper, my sister lipstick it was the ones that had all the good flavors, grass. thats just a few of them. i wouldn't dare eat any of them nowdays.

2007-03-10 17:31:48 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Was there a strong outcome after the song?...did they do it for a good cause?

2007-03-10 17:30:45 · 7 answers · asked by nisha17_n 1 in Music

Disney Channel show "Hannah Montana"

2007-03-10 17:30:25 · 21 answers · asked by amitanshu_vishal 2 in Television

She is working in American express please tell her future how will be her future

2007-03-10 17:30:12 · 5 answers · asked by amit d 1 in Horoscopes

2007-03-10 17:29:08 · 13 answers · asked by BRAINS! 5 in Polls & Surveys

Three guys had bad habits and went to a witch doctor to get help. One was an alcoholic, one was a smoker, and one was a gay guy who was ashamed and wanted to change. The witch doctor put a curse on them that if they indulged in their habits, they would drop dead.

The alcoholic lasted two days, until he gave in and had a sip, and sure enough, he dropped dead.

The next day, the smoker and the gay guy were walking down the street and there was an unsmoked cigarette on the ground.
The gay guy said to the smoker "If you bend over to pick that up, we're both screwed!!"

2007-03-10 17:28:59 · 18 answers · asked by queenB 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Genre Rock,pls.

2007-03-10 17:28:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

She had no talent. The best thing she ever did was pose in Playboy.

2007-03-10 17:28:27 · 8 answers · asked by Jeanette R 1 in Celebrities

been stranded on a carnival ride.??? because it broke down or something

2007-03-10 17:27:54 · 37 answers · asked by SmoothCharacter 7 in Polls & Surveys

i am sorry but this is true, y cant the majority of black people swim, almost all blacks in my school can't, they talk a lot smack but they dont have time to learn to swim?

2007-03-10 17:26:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 17:25:27 · 9 answers · asked by joe c 1 in Music

2007-03-10 17:24:42 · 50 answers · asked by giving. 3 in Polls & Surveys

Maya Rudolph. I can't take any more of her sketch-ruining ***.

2007-03-10 17:24:38 · 4 answers · asked by shawn1980 3 in Television

2007-03-10 17:24:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

ill listen to almost anything but rap n classical

2007-03-10 17:23:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-10 17:23:10 · 6 answers · asked by Tanya W 1 in Movies

Can anyone think of any good, but not harmful, april fools jokes that could be of good use this April?

2007-03-10 17:23:04 · 17 answers · asked by Daughter of a Coma Guy 7 in Polls & Surveys

http://codeamber.org/darthardtx/

2007-03-10 17:23:04 · 27 answers · asked by Billy Jack 1 in Polls & Surveys

I'm thinking about sending off a picture of my brother being hugged up with a girl who his girlfriend doesn't like in order to break them 2 up because she changed his attitude towards the whole family. He can't talk to another female in his family without her getting jealous & thinking that they're sleeping aroung, & it's ruining our relationship as sister & brother, but he has no problem with her associating with her brothers. She is sick-minded. Poor dude can't even talk to his own mother without her thinking they're having something something sexual going on. Also, they've used & taken advantage of me & started false rumors about me & played dangerous pranks on me, so I want to get revenge.

Also, he puts his girlfriend before his family & threatened to get her to jump me (his OWN sister).

2007-03-10 17:22:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'd like the songs to be in the indie/rock genre

2007-03-10 17:22:35 · 3 answers · asked by Jen 1 in Music

It's a guy's voice.

!?

2007-03-10 17:21:44 · 4 answers · asked by um yea hi 4 in Music

Since this is a new thing that we decided to do, what will happen to our phones and computers? I don't even know to change the time on these things?

2007-03-10 17:21:26 · 13 answers · asked by no name brand canned beans 6 in Polls & Surveys

Close your eyes and imagine it.................ummmm.

2007-03-10 17:20:43 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im curious because my cuzin thinks moon knight is btter but i like deadpool more

2007-03-10 17:20:35 · 7 answers · asked by F a b i a n 2 in Comics & Animation

it hurt me, a lot.

2007-03-10 17:20:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm listening to:

Pressure- Paramore

2007-03-10 17:20:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

And what exactly is a whippersnapper, anyway?

2007-03-10 17:19:31 · 6 answers · asked by Gnome 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 17:18:57 · 3 answers · asked by neoian 2 in Movies

2007-03-10 17:18:18 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys