Three guys had bad habits and went to a witch doctor to get help. One was an alcoholic, one was a smoker, and one was a gay guy who was ashamed and wanted to change. The witch doctor put a curse on them that if they indulged in their habits, they would drop dead.
The alcoholic lasted two days, until he gave in and had a sip, and sure enough, he dropped dead.
The next day, the smoker and the gay guy were walking down the street and there was an unsmoked cigarette on the ground.
The gay guy said to the smoker "If you bend over to pick that up, we're both screwed!!"
2007-03-10 17:28:59 · 18 answers · asked by queenB 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! LOL! Good one! Thank you! =)
2007-03-10 17:31:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funnnny 9/10
2007-03-11 06:19:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ya kinda funny
2007-03-11 01:34:30 · answer #3 · answered by Bizzaregrl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Witch way should he turn?, 8/10
2007-03-11 03:16:42 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just wrong. The pun at the end was over the top.
2007-03-11 20:44:57 · answer #5 · answered by j+j 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
funny
2007-03-11 01:54:43 · answer #6 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol haha thats funny :)
2007-03-12 09:30:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Nice!
2007-03-11 01:31:49 · answer #8 · answered by BRAINS! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that before and i did not laugh. Its not funny i didnt even flinch
2007-03-11 01:32:22 · answer #9 · answered by Preston S 2 · 1⤊ 5⤋
I heard that one in 6th grade.
2007-03-11 01:58:38 · answer #10 · answered by ThatGirl24/7 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋