An Essay on Cow?

Question

A Newspaper has got hold of an answer paper of a candidate at the recent UPSC examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian Cow :
The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because he is female, he give milk, but will do so when he is got child. He has got four legs together. To hour forward and two hour afterwards. His whole body can be utlilised for use. More so the milk. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species. Also he is other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.His only attacking and defending organ is the horns. This is done by knowing his head whereby she causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of Earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it. His eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so. This is the cow.

Answer 1

LOL.

Answer 2

funny duhhh 9/10

Answer 3

are you sure this is under the right section? or did you put the joke here because there wasnt a "things that make you bored and sleep" section.

Answer 4

rock on

Answer 5

not bad

Answer 6

funny!

Answer 7

uh huh...w/e you say

Answer 8

Um...........NO