Entertainment & Music - 8 March 2007

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.

"Please allow me to help, I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!", she told him earnestly.

"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes", he replied as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

The woman takes it upon herself to begin to "ease his pain". She began to massage his groin.

After a few moments she asked, "Does that feel better?"

The man looked up at her and replied, "Yes, that feels pretty good... but my thumb still hurts like hell!"

2007-03-08 00:34:46 · 4 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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i dont get it?

i need sex when im stressed but when my wife is stressed she wont do it. Is this true of most couples?

2007-03-08 00:34:28 · 17 answers · asked by yucare 2 in Polls & Surveys

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If a naturist/nudist had a pocket watch, where would he/she put it?

2007-03-08 00:34:22 · 35 answers · asked by Dava 4 in Polls & Surveys

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where can i find christina aguilera E.mail?

2007-03-08 00:33:39 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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What is it that you seek?

2007-03-08 00:33:30 · 17 answers · asked by Gargirl™® 6 in Polls & Surveys

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One day at the Bar?

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.
He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could not help but stare

The man noticed that he was the object of the woman's rapt attention, and with a sly, sexy smile, approached her. Blushing, she prepared to apologize for staring, but he leaned close and whispered in her ear.
"I'll do anything," he whispered in a deep, soft voice. "Anything, absolutely anything you want, anything you have ever fantasized for only fifty dollars. There's just one condition... "
Trembling with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition. The man said, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman gazed into his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition, then reached into her handbag and took out fifty dollars. She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded it around the cash, and pressed it into his waiting hand. She leaned over and whispered into his ear...

"Clean... my... house."

2007-03-08 00:32:54 · 6 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Maniratnam is the TOP cinema Director in the world - Your comment?

2007-03-08 00:32:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Who thinks that......?

Polls and Surveys needs to become 2 gangs, just like Crips and Bloods? What gang would you join?

2007-03-08 00:32:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who was eliminated on ANTM last night on 3/7/07??

Can someone give me details on what happened on the show last nite and who was eliminated??

2007-03-08 00:32:09 · 4 answers · asked by Slim 2 in Television

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Where can you find a good laugh?

well you came at the right category - P&S - people here are wittingly funny...don't you agree?

2007-03-08 00:32:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If someone you disliked took a vow of silence, would you bring them along to karaoke night?

2007-03-08 00:31:52 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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i saw a contact box for myspace that had scarface holdin a cigar with smoke around it, but i cant find it.....

i dont remember where i saw it...do you know about this contact box picture?? thanx

2007-03-08 00:31:28 · 1 answers · asked by LoVeLy 3 in Polls & Surveys

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why are employees that call you from a collection agency so rude?

do they actually make a commission if you pay your debt? and yeah, i've had plenty of them call me!

2007-03-08 00:31:13 · 7 answers · asked by combs 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it all about looks or personality?

You know what I'm talking about so no need to explain ha. x

2007-03-08 00:31:09 · 23 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Network connection in Limewire?

When I search for something in limewire it tells me that my network is not connected, what does this mean and how do I fix it? I've uninstalled limewire and reinstalled it 3 times already and it dosn't work.

2007-03-08 00:30:34 · 9 answers · asked by Jemma G 3 in Music

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Who is the BEST Cinema Director in India ?

2007-03-08 00:30:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Under what circumstances would you perform a tracheotomy on an unemployed wombat?

2007-03-08 00:30:28 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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ha ha ha!!!?

A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to
everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's
best man asks what is wrong.

"Well," replied the man, "When we had finished making love on
the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom I put a $50
bill on the pillow without thinking."

"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend.
"I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't
expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!"

The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get
over this though. She gave me $20 change!"

2007-03-08 00:30:19 · 14 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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