WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Your last name stays put.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Wedding dress, $5000, Tux rental $100.
You can never be pregnant.
Chocolate is just another snack.
Wrinkles add character.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You can play with toys all your life.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Running out of space, just hold on one sec.
2007-03-06
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