Entertainment & Music - 5 March 2007

i how noticed that some of the ppl who say the meanest stuff to me have bs profiles on here about how they are nice ppl and would never say anything mean to anyone. then they leave nasty notes on my 360. makes me sick to the point i am asking my max amount of questions for the day and closing this stupid answers account
i have had enough

2007-03-05 23:36:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or bottle it all up and one day go on a crazy spree of destruction??

2007-03-05 23:35:44 · 22 answers · asked by pixoncoke 4 in Polls & Surveys

....with the big lips on the cover??

2007-03-05 23:35:22 · 5 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Music

2007-03-05 23:35:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

what does dat one do?

2007-03-05 23:34:23 · 5 answers · asked by Yo Mum Mum 5 in Polls & Surveys

After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just shrug her off with some bored comment.

This went on for many months and the wife was going crazy with boredom. Then one day at a pet store, the wife saw this big, ugly, snorting bird with a hairy chest, powerful hairy forearms, beady eyes and dribble running down the side of its mouth.

The shopkeeper, observing her fascination with the bird, told her it was a special imported "Goony bird" and it had a very peculiar trait. To demonstrate, he exclaimed, "Goony bird! The table!"

Immediately, the Goony bird flew off its perch and with single-minded fury attacked the table and smashed it into a hundred little pieces with its powerful forearms and claws! To demonstrate some more, the shopkeeper said, "Goony bird! The shelf!"

Again the Goony bird turned to the shelf and demolished it in seconds.

"Wow!" said the wife, "If this doesn't attract my husband's attention, nothing will!" So she bought the bird and took it home.

When she entered the house, the husband was, as usual, sprawled on the sofa guzzling beer and watching the game. "Honey!" she exclaimed, "I've got a surprise for you! A Goony bird!"

The husband, in his usual bored tone replied, "Goony Bird, my foot!"

2007-03-05 23:34:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says, "Hey, cut it out, alright." The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way.

After about five minutes the rear tiger suddenly repeats his action. The front tiger turns angrily and says," I said don't do that again!" The rear tiger says "sorry" again and they continue.

After about another five minutes, the rear tiger repeats his action. The front tiger turns and says, "What is it with you, anyway? I said to stop." The rear tiger says, "I really am sorry but I just ate a lawyer and I'm just trying to get the taste out of my mouth."

2007-03-05 23:33:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

On entering a dark attic a collector with 20:20 vision spotted a vase amid all the junk. He at first read the date inscribed on it as being exactly 330 years later then it actually was. When he got up close he saw he was mistaken, although the date was carved in large (Arabic) numerals and very clearly at that. How might his mistake have been caused?

2007-03-05 23:32:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-05 23:31:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's a fantasy movie that i have once seen on hallmark channel and i am now looking desperately for the english subtitles.. so if someone out there would be kind enough to find those subtitles will have my eternal gratitude... thank you

2007-03-05 23:30:26 · 3 answers · asked by Crystall22 2 in Movies

......john rambo and rocky balboa look like brothers?

i wonder if they had the same mum?


polls and surveys <---- dont ask

2007-03-05 23:30:12 · 19 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Polls & Surveys

so totally rock?! Is it our wit, charm or personalities that make all other categories pale by comparison?

2007-03-05 23:29:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-05 23:29:36 · 5 answers · asked by prez 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-05 23:29:05 · 7 answers · asked by pixoncoke 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-05 23:28:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Various Artists on Eric's own label

2007-03-05 23:28:48 · 2 answers · asked by TIM R 1 in Music

So, really, you only help other people to make yourself feel better? How selfish.

2007-03-05 23:28:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Well here I go again. I just read that the Dixie Chicks were snubed by the ACM.(big surprise) for bashing Bush. First why should we listen to any celebrities? Most don't even have high school education. Most who have a good education don't push their political views. So in other words your taking advice from a trailer trash movie star. Can't people think for themselves. And what makes these "celeberities" think they are wiser and more informed than the average american? I think that anyone who votes because a "star" tells them to is an idiot. Yet it seems a lot of people do just that. Both for the Republicans and the Democrats.
Mind you the Dems seem to attract more of the Hollywood types. Well on second thought never mind celeberities. Do you vote for someone because someone tells you to. If so why do you do it?

2007-03-05 23:27:41 · 12 answers · asked by tjinjapan 3 in Celebrities

Who do you think is more freaky virgo or scorpio?

2007-03-05 23:27:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Who do you think is more freaky virgo or scorpio?

2007-03-05 23:26:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Please don't take offense to this joke, it has no malicious intent!!

Blokes been drinking at a bar for hours, the barman turns to him and says that he has had too much and should go home.

The bloke creates a big fuss and gets one more drink.

After the last drink he attempts to get off the bar stool, and falls to the floor...... he hauls him self up and moves forward about a meter and falls to the floor again!!!

Luckly the bloke only lives 200m from the pub, however hard the bloke tries ever meter he falls to the ground... hauls himself up.... falls down....

Next morning the blokes wife brings him a cup of tea in bed and exclaims "you cirtainly had a few last night!!"

The bloke protests "No No, I only had a couple"

"Rubish!" Says the wife, "I know you had far to much last night because Larry the barman called.... says you've left your wheel-chair in the bar!!!"

2007-03-05 23:25:11 · 6 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i asked a question yesterday and someone answered that they didn't like me because i look like a shallow girl who only cared about shopping and getting my nails done. i am wondering is this the same as judging a person because they are fat. thinking that they are going to be lazy. Or is this diffrent? it just seems wrong and mean to me. does it seem wrong to you?

2007-03-05 23:24:05 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My son was on the computer last night.
When I went on this AM I saw the DrW. crap. I just X'd out of everything. I haven't logged off or shut the computer off yet,. I want to know what DrW is and what it does. Is it bad? Is it a virus? If so, what do I do?
I have Norton.

2007-03-05 23:23:55 · 2 answers · asked by Bizzy 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-05 23:23:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-05 23:21:42 · 12 answers · asked by prez 5 in Polls & Surveys

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

2007-03-05 23:21:07 · 12 answers · asked by JAMIE 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I mean, how many hits did they have. Over what period ? How many of those weren't beatles rip-offs ? They really weren't that good.

2007-03-05 23:20:55 · 10 answers · asked by =42 6 in Polls & Surveys

Simon Cowell has critisised Britney and Robbie for being self indulgent and having an easy life in comparison to people in the third world. Isn't that a bit like Hitler telling Stalin not to be so nasty to their own people?

2007-03-05 23:20:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-05 23:19:45 · 1 answers · asked by SEXY BLACK 2 in Television

not P/S... the one thing that NO ONE else is addicted to

2007-03-05 23:17:32 · 27 answers · asked by elite_women_rule_the_rock 6 in Polls & Surveys