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The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says, "Hey, cut it out, alright." The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way.
After about five minutes the rear tiger suddenly repeats his action. The front tiger turns angrily and says," I said don't do that again!" The rear tiger says "sorry" again and they continue.
After about another five minutes, the rear tiger repeats his action. The front tiger turns and says, "What is it with you, anyway? I said to stop." The rear tiger says, "I really am sorry but I just ate a lawyer and I'm just trying to get the taste out of my mouth."
2007-03-05 23:33:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hail Loki, Lord of Mischief.
2007-03-05 23:36:40 · answer #1 · answered by Worthless 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs ???......
A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face
2007-03-06 08:11:46 · answer #2 · answered by BAM-BAM 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't get tigers in Africa.
2007-03-06 10:14:08 · answer #3 · answered by rainy-h 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha butt licking tigers lol.
i cant get the image of tigger licking sheer khans bum out of my head and its starting to disturb me.
2007-03-06 07:58:49 · answer #4 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PRETTY FUNNY BUT ALSO GROSS! HAHA
MAN RUN OVER A DOG, STOPS AND REALISES THERE IS ONLY ONE HOUSE NEARBY, HE KNOCKS ON THE DOOR AND A MAN ANSWERS, I THINK I JUST RAN OVER YOUR DOG
OH NO SEZ THE MAN WHAT DID IT LOOK LIKE?
ON HIS BACK WITH HIS LEGS IN THE AIR
2007-03-06 07:39:31 · answer #5 · answered by Pinki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are soliciting some nasty replies
or perhaps they are too high and mighty to read this page.
2007-03-06 08:08:38 · answer #6 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm... I wasn't as keen on that one.. Sorry chick...
..Just being honest!
Keep going tho..
xx
2007-03-06 07:39:33 · answer #7 · answered by *BURNY* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Loki.!!!
2007-03-06 07:39:42 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-03-06 08:25:16 · answer #9 · answered by gamias 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is sooooo lame. but i like it
2007-03-06 07:37:46 · answer #10 · answered by a fellow human 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋