Entertainment & Music - 4 March 2007

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused when on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.

She sat under a sweets sign that said: "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said: "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.

BUT, your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"

2007-03-04 07:55:48 · 18 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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are they making a new?

i heard the movie companies are making a new batman and a new hulk, is this true???

2007-03-04 07:55:24 · 3 answers · asked by Sheeeep! 3 in Movies

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Do you pile things at the bottom of your stairs?

To take up all at once at end of the day or do you walk up and down them everytime you need to take something up?

2007-03-04 07:54:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is it true you are still considered a minor if you live in custody of your parents?

"I'm still a minor."

2007-03-04 07:54:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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My 13 year old daughter?

is doing the Robot behind me!! does this mean she's a dork?

2007-03-04 07:54:49 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If you're lost you can look and will you find me?

2007-03-04 07:54:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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is there a roller disco at sliverspoon night club in wembley?

2007-03-04 07:54:05 · 1 answers · asked by Edward Ddread 1 in Music

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my beanie babies lack a fatherly figure in their life, should i marry a wealthy coal miner?

2007-03-04 07:53:40 · 18 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Lying in your bed do you here the clock tick and think of me?

2007-03-04 07:53:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you drink?

White milk
Chocolate milk
Strawberry milk

most of the time?

2007-03-04 07:52:57 · 28 answers · asked by ?Sherbear ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Why is there a scratching sound coming from inside your fridge?

2007-03-04 07:52:50 · 13 answers · asked by Jonny D 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Why is chocolate so great????

I love chocolate. When I am having a bad day, it relaxes me and makes me happy :o)
Is there a food or in some cases drink that you love that does the same?

2007-03-04 07:52:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Id like to give my girlfriend an Upright organ.?

How often should I give it to her?

2007-03-04 07:52:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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What's your moms cure for everything?

My mom thinks that every illness is caused by constipation, and wants to give us laxitives.. What about yours?

2007-03-04 07:52:37 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Whats the title of the song on the new PROPEL commercial???

its the commercial where this girl is runnin and derek jeter was on it and john stamos k thnx

2007-03-04 07:52:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Do you like?

To express yourself fully or explode secretly inside?

2007-03-04 07:52:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what is the best car chase scenes in movies.?

I think either the one in "Bullit"or the French Connection

2007-03-04 07:52:17 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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someone whatch 'prison break'?

2007-03-04 07:52:13 · 1 answers · asked by airlun 3 in Television

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What would you do if?

what would you do if:

your mother or father told you, you couldn't date/marry some one of a different race. If you did they would disown you.

2007-03-04 07:51:49 · 31 answers · asked by Mrs.Beckford 5 in Polls & Surveys

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You're up in a hot air balloon, everybody suddenly jumps over the side, to their demise, why?

2007-03-04 07:51:48 · 17 answers · asked by Jonny D 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What should I buy right now? Clothes or Tech gadgets?

2007-03-04 07:51:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what has a head, but can't think?

2007-03-04 07:51:36 · 18 answers · asked by lateashareyes 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Anyone know any songs similar to She will be loved by Maroon5?

Anyone know any songs similar to She will be loved by Maroon5?
Or any Slow love songs in general...

2007-03-04 07:50:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Popular songs fromt he 40's and 50's...?

My Grandfathers 80th birthday is coming up and there is going to be a party for him. My mom and I are putting together a slideshow for him and we need some good 40's and 50's music to go with it. Anyone know popular songs we could use? thanks!

2007-03-04 07:50:36 · 5 answers · asked by Goingtoengland 2 in Music