ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused when on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said: "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said: "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
2007-03-04 07:55:48 · 18 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-04 23:28:17 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Big time thanks needed A good laugh keep it up
each of your jokes are getting funnier Just a quickie
The first big mention of booz in the bible was when Moses was found motherless in the bullrushes
2007-03-09 05:41:55 · answer #2 · answered by the bee man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-03-04 08:40:54 · answer #3 · answered by Death.Note.fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-04 08:01:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-03-04 08:02:09 · answer #5 · answered by chewystuff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good 10/10
2007-03-04 08:02:11 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really good
2007-03-04 20:25:59 · answer #7 · answered by pixienaefaebanff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny
2007-03-08 07:58:48 · answer #8 · answered by sharron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it------200 points to you !!!!
2007-03-10 03:31:45 · answer #9 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you
Really funny
2007-03-09 10:57:05 · answer #10 · answered by barneysmommy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋