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It's the ghost's of Bernard Matthews' Turkey Burgers trying to get back to Norfolk. They must be hungary!

2007-03-04 08:01:37 · answer #1 · answered by stratmanreturns 5 · 1 0

A friend of mine heard a scratching noise coming from the fridge and also the attic. she called in pest control and they confirmed she had a rat. apparently rats and mice love chocolate and pest control reckoned ratty was trying to get in the fridge to raid her chocolate store.

2007-03-04 08:16:13 · answer #2 · answered by Sugarlump 3 · 0 0

Because it's an interdimential portal and the shuttle from Earth Prime (we're Earth mark 1547) has just arrived.

2007-03-04 23:59:07 · answer #3 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 0 0

The chicken is cold without his feathers, and the plastic wrap is not very thick.

2007-03-04 07:59:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Bloody cat, keeps eating all my tuna. I'm not letting him out, now.

2007-03-04 07:57:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

because the cat got at the chicken and then i accidentally closed it!

2007-03-04 08:00:44 · answer #6 · answered by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 · 0 0

I hope it's defrosting ... and the hamster didn't escape from his cage again!

2007-03-04 07:57:22 · answer #7 · answered by Sam S 3 · 0 0

Compressor is shot.

2007-03-04 08:04:05 · answer #8 · answered by Smarty Pants™ 7 · 0 0

oh the leftovers are just acting up again.

2007-03-04 07:56:52 · answer #9 · answered by So'sYerFace 4 · 0 0

slimers stuck in there, call the ghostbusters hes eating all your food.

2007-03-04 08:30:14 · answer #10 · answered by kelly709904 3 · 0 3

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