Alright, it may suck, but here goes:
The Magical Pebbles
Arnold was walking in the park when he noticed a big, unused hunk of land. So he ran to his car, and brought out a jar full of pebbles. He sprinkled some onto a square of the land. Everyday, Arnold sprinkled more and more. Finally, Arnold had a circle with a cross in the middle. For each square, Arnold made a wish
“I wish I was married to my fiancé” he wished. When he wished onto that square, the pebbles swirled in the wind and disappeared. The next day, Arnold and his fiancé were married.
The second day, Arnold wished “I wish I had kids”
The next day, his wife became pregnant with twins. Everyday, Arnold made a wish.
On the last day, Arnold approached the last square of pebbles. He had all of this neat and cool stuff, but one thing made him unhappy. Arnold lay real close to the pebbles, and whispered “I wish I was divorced to my wife”.
2007-03-04
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