Alright, it may suck, but here goes:
The Magical Pebbles
Arnold was walking in the park when he noticed a big, unused hunk of land. So he ran to his car, and brought out a jar full of pebbles. He sprinkled some onto a square of the land. Everyday, Arnold sprinkled more and more. Finally, Arnold had a circle with a cross in the middle. For each square, Arnold made a wish
“I wish I was married to my fiancé” he wished. When he wished onto that square, the pebbles swirled in the wind and disappeared. The next day, Arnold and his fiancé were married.
The second day, Arnold wished “I wish I had kids”
The next day, his wife became pregnant with twins. Everyday, Arnold made a wish.
On the last day, Arnold approached the last square of pebbles. He had all of this neat and cool stuff, but one thing made him unhappy. Arnold lay real close to the pebbles, and whispered “I wish I was divorced to my wife”.
2007-03-04 10:04:03 · 13 answers · asked by taylor ! 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you think?
2007-03-04 10:04:28 · update #1
then, arnold found a slip of paper made out of all the pebbles.
It read:
IF YOU UNDO A WISH, YOU UNDO EVERYTHING
2007-03-04 10:14:44 · update #2
It's not that funny, but at least it made me and my sister smile.
2007-03-04 10:08:48 · answer #1 · answered by Lichelle 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1 problem.... if you have a circle with a cross in the middle, then he couldn't wish on squares because there aren't any... there are only triangles with one side rounded a bit.. and there would only be 4, so how could he have all this neat stuff if his 1st wish was to marry and second was kids and last was to divorce - that only leaves room for 1 more wish............
2007-03-04 18:21:56 · answer #2 · answered by shiningstar1313 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was OK. It would be better if it was clearer...it took my a while to understand the punch line. Maybe if you just had him like, find a magical genie or something less complicated than the pebbles and stuff...
Just my suggestion...
2007-03-04 18:09:56 · answer #3 · answered by Mariah 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not that funny. 9/10.
2007-03-04 21:13:25 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting...and the punch line doesn't make sense, but at least you tried. Congrats on your joke.
2007-03-04 18:24:18 · answer #5 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.nice joke.nice one.10/10
2007-03-04 18:15:40 · answer #6 · answered by Gorgeous George 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was not that funny but it was really good for someone who made it up keep up the good work LOL
2007-03-04 19:06:12 · answer #7 · answered by *0_o* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i get it had to think a bit but it is pretty good
2007-03-04 18:18:05 · answer #8 · answered by Mexichica01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don`t get it
2007-03-04 18:31:38 · answer #9 · answered by Kevin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep your day job.
2007-03-04 18:09:01 · answer #10 · answered by ra63 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋