Entertainment & Music - 3 March 2007

"What do you do to an elephant with three Balls"?

"Walk him and pitch to the rhino",

2007-03-03 13:16:54 · 9 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Jokes & Riddles

He keeps us fired up, lol.

2007-03-03 13:16:51 · 7 answers · asked by *COCO* 6 in Polls & Surveys

It is really funny. I need the title and possibly a link

2007-03-03 13:16:42 · 2 answers · asked by jrb141992 2 in Music

Would you stand up and walk out on me?

2007-03-03 13:16:33 · 6 answers · asked by chimpus_incompetus 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-03 13:16:12 · 23 answers · asked by Yo Mum Mum 5 in Polls & Surveys

or a feel cause she won't see it coming

2007-03-03 13:16:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the lyrics goes like this...
don't you ever wish, you wee someone else, you were meant to be
the way you are....
that all i know, could someone help me out

2007-03-03 13:15:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-03 13:15:50 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Any last words as I walk away sad and dejected back to my reality?? Good night entertaining, inspiring,wonderful SNAX hungry people!! FatBoy shall nourish you all tomorrow.(hugging everyone)

2007-03-03 13:15:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you wanted to where would you place a sign and what would it say?

2007-03-03 13:15:28 · 13 answers · asked by Yo Mum Mum 5 in Polls & Surveys

There is this song I heard on the radio today and it was like it was almost making fun of fall out boys song this aint a scene. I think maybe akon was singing but not sure. What is the name of this song

2007-03-03 13:15:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A little easy..but a good movie!

1. Give me that baby, you warthog from hell!

2. Sometimes it's a hard world for small things.

3. Wake up, Son. I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got. And make it quick, I'm in dutch with the wife.

And finally..

4. Mr. Arizona, do you have any messages for the kidnappers?

Yeah: Watch your butts.

2007-03-03 13:14:42 · 4 answers · asked by Terd Sandwich 1 in Polls & Surveys

I got a black eye....

2007-03-03 13:14:32 · 35 answers · asked by David H 3 in Polls & Surveys

Should I buy my son a training jock to make things even?

2007-03-03 13:14:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it would be such a scandal. Having a white person's show dedicated to honoring only white people. I find this awards show disturbing, do you?

2007-03-03 13:14:26 · 20 answers · asked by daff73 5 in Other - Entertainment

2007-03-03 13:14:18 · 12 answers · asked by Yo Mum Mum 5 in Polls & Surveys

January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed.......
u....
R....
always....
a HEADACHE to me !!!!


When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage


During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit
on the
horse
?
He is given his last chance to run away.


Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a

fool............


I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............

i got a HEART ATTACK

2007-03-03 13:13:46 · 7 answers · asked by ||| Romeo Boy ||| 4 in Jokes & Riddles

life to serious or do ya like to joke a bit and have fun?

2007-03-03 13:13:44 · 9 answers · asked by chrry_wales 2 in Polls & Surveys

which do you use the most and why?

2007-03-03 13:13:41 · 8 answers · asked by sunflare63 7 in Polls & Surveys

he came to visit my school n i was tellin him this joke i made about mexicans then 2 weekz l8eri was watchin mind of mencia n he told my joke. help!

2007-03-03 13:12:58 · 5 answers · asked by sadi carnot 1 in Celebrities

hey mr dj sombody replay oh mister dj wont you turn the music up. I have been trying to figure it out and its driving me crazy.

2007-03-03 13:12:48 · 15 answers · asked by elvengirl 1 in Music

OK, so lately, Sasuke's been telling Orochimaru off. He even attacked him while he was weak. Sasuke says something like "I have nothing more left to learn from you" and stuff. So who's got the upper hand? And what's going on? What do you think will happen?

2007-03-03 13:12:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I am a 21 year old girl. Pref. comedy but, anything is good. The last movies I watched were 'Running with Scissors" and "Little Miss. Sunshine"
Thanks!

2007-03-03 13:11:57 · 19 answers · asked by heidi v 1 in Movies

hubby was born dec1, 1961 in los angeles calif at 7:08 pm on a fri night. what is his rising sign and moon sign and sun sign? what are the characteristics/peronalities of these??

2007-03-03 13:11:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-03-03 13:11:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a bad habit sort of. I always procrasinate doing my homework and then theres something on tv that i want to watch how to I get my hw done in a resonable time and do it well and still be able to watch my shows?


I am a 7th grader and we usually get about 1-3 hrs of hw a night. half hour if were lucky.

2007-03-03 13:11:30 · 4 answers · asked by popgoestheweasel 4 in Television

breaks the glass?happened to me a couple times.

2007-03-03 13:11:08 · 6 answers · asked by David H 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-03 13:10:40 · 7 answers · asked by lisa s 1 in Celebrities

They are homeless men that use to hitch rides on trains. Anyway, these two Hobos are walking down the tracks and one of them says," Whew, I smell poop. Did you do something in your pants?" Other guy says, "no". A little further down the tracks and the first guy asks again, "I still smell it. Are you sure you didn't do anything in your pants?" Other guy says "no".
Finally the first guy says,"That's it! I still smell it! Pull your pants down!'' So he does and here's this big load of poop. "I thought you told me you didn't do anything in your pants!" exclaims the first guy. Other guy says " Oh, I thought you meant today."

2007-03-03 13:10:39 · 7 answers · asked by billy brite 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-03 13:10:32 · 20 answers · asked by anniew 3 in Polls & Surveys