January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed.......
u....
R....
always....
a HEADACHE to me !!!!
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit
on the
horse
?
He is given his last chance to run away.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK
2007-03-03 13:13:46 · 7 answers · asked by ||| Romeo Boy ||| 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too
much, fell
into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really
works!"
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in
ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
2007-03-03 13:14:11 · update #1
haha. the last one was the best ^_^
have a great day!
2007-03-03 13:39:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh nice ones dude, made me smile
2007-03-03 21:19:58 · answer #2 · answered by Banana Hero [sic] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones
2007-03-04 04:58:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Nice ones. Thanks for the laugh. Have a nice day (Well, what's left of it anyways) :)
2007-03-03 21:31:39 · answer #4 · answered by Miss §hopaholic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent work
2007-03-03 21:36:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones. lol
2007-03-04 08:13:24 · answer #6 · answered by peditonlupita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ..good ones
2007-03-03 23:35:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋