Entertainment & Music - 2 March 2007

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. One day she picked up the urn he was in, and poured him out on the coffee table.

Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes. She said, "You know that fur coat you promised me, Irving?" She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"

She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?" She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"

Then she said, "And remember the big beautiful house that sits at the top of the hill that I fell in love with and you said we couldn't afford?" Once more she answered saying, "Well I bought that too with the insurance money and I love living here."

Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that blxw job I promised you? Here it comes . . ."

2007-03-02 17:35:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

alcoholic beverage .. for those of you who drink.. ?

2007-03-02 17:34:59 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How can General Hospital waste the talents of this dynamic actor and legendary character? There is plenty of more story for our favorite daytime spy. We need more of Robert Scorpio on GH!!

2007-03-02 17:34:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-02 17:34:14 · 16 answers · asked by BRAINS! 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 17:34:08 · 11 answers · asked by idahoturkey 4 in Polls & Surveys

If you live in India

2007-03-02 17:33:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 17:33:16 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Here is a math trick that is pretty cool.

1) Get a calculator. (You won't be able to do this in your head.)
2) Key in the first three digits of your phone number(Not the area code)
3) Multiply this answer by 80.
4) Add 1.
5) Multiply this by 250.
6) Add the last 4 digits of your phone number.
7) Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8) Subtract 250.
9) Divide this number by 2.

Do you recognize the number? Cool, huh?

2007-03-02 17:32:59 · 18 answers · asked by yagman 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-02 17:32:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In almost every newscast, radio and TV, they give you the numbers for the Dow Jones and NASDAQ and other stock market figures. Do you pay attention to this? It's like when the weatherman tells me what the dew point temperature is. Shut up. I don't care.

2007-03-02 17:32:35 · 11 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 17:32:28 · 7 answers · asked by Jack S 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 17:32:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 17:32:05 · 23 answers · asked by Robin W 4 in Polls & Surveys

I feel like crap today.

2007-03-02 17:32:04 · 7 answers · asked by ICEMAN 5 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-03-02 17:31:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 17:31:56 · 26 answers · asked by Girls! Girls! I do adore 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 17:30:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-02 17:30:51 · 7 answers · asked by BRAINS! 5 in Polls & Surveys

Julian Patton
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Dylan Sprouse
Cole Sprouse
Remy Thorne
Michel musso

2007-03-02 17:30:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Maximus vs. William Wallace. Two men enter, one man leave.

Who shall it be?!

2007-03-02 17:29:54 · 14 answers · asked by Roland 4 in Movies

I say she does since she shaved her head. I keep waiting for Worf to show up and use a phaser rifle on her.

2007-03-02 17:28:46 · 9 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Celebrities

well lately i been remembering the days and i remeber alot of 90's surf rock songs but not the name or the artist so i was wondering if u guys can give me the low down on which ones are awsome, which ones ended up on the radio and which ones u adore and loved. i will for sure listen to them.
thank you

2007-03-02 17:28:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-02 17:28:36 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 17:26:34 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Las Vegas
2. New Orleans
3. Orlando
4. Honolulu
5. Anchorage
6. San Francisco

2007-03-02 17:26:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who sang it?? wer do i get to download the song

2007-03-02 17:26:21 · 6 answers · asked by trinity 1 in Music

...why are there none about me? LOL...what makes him so cool (except that he's the top P & S answerer). Wouldn't it be cool to see people ask questions about you constantly and get like a million answers and stars for all the questions you ask?

2007-03-02 17:25:15 · 14 answers · asked by ღღღ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-03-02 17:24:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-02 17:24:39 · 19 answers · asked by illustratedman7 2 in Movies

2007-03-02 17:24:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys